Thread: I Can Prove That 2 + 2 = 5, And I Will!

In real life, it doesn't work

can you take the whole number 2, multiply it by itself, and get the whole number 5?

Originally Posted by Keeper

In real life, it doesn't work

can you take the whole number 2, multiply it by itself, and get the whole number 5?
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I forgot what we were talking about. I will answer your questions, if you have any.

Originally Posted by Universal

I forgot what we were talking about. I will answer your questions, if you have any.
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You've jumped the gun there, son

First, you should have picked some small, insignificant sentence from your “opponents” post, that in the whole grand scheme of things, doesn’t matter one iota

Blast that sentence to smithereens
Then claim yourself the winner of the whole argument

Then, and only then
Can you permanently “forget” what the bigger issue is

Originally Posted by Ynot

You've jumped the gun there, son

First, you should have picked some small, insignificant sentence from your “opponents” post, that in the whole grand scheme of things, doesn’t matter one iota

Blast that sentence to smithereens
Then claim yourself the winner of the whole argument

Then, and only then
Can you permanently “forget” what the bigger issue is
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I am very busy these days. You have to have patience. I will post my explanation some time by the end of 2014.

Originally Posted by Universal

I forgot what we were talking about. I will answer your questions, if you have any.
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that went over my head

Hey, Universal! Keeper asked you a straightforward question that calls for a straightforward answer! What do you have to say to defend your position?!?!?

Probably something along the lines of "Eat Me" but we'll wait and see

I notice that after 2 pages of conversation, Universal has still not given his theory, nor confirmed the 2.4 theory...

Uh. I think the point was (at least, I hope it was) that this was satire of most religious topics.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

Uh. I think the point was (at least, I hope it was) that this was satire of most religious topics.
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Sadly, I don't think many people got it.

Duhhhhh...i thought
2 + 2 = 4!!


(thought i would throw that in there since no one wanted to take the "idiot in need of educating approach" that i'm sure Universal would have like to have schooled....)

Sadly, I don't think many people got it.[/b]

I know. It worries me too.

if they didnt get that, then they would have asked for the thread to be moved. so yes, your forum people got 'it'

Everyone, quit being so disrespectful! You're forgetting just how relative reality is. 2+2 may equal 4 in some people's reality, but if it equals 5 in yours, then we should ignore limiting factors like reason and just have respect for that belief.

i agree, let me finish with a quote from my hero Supernintendo Chalmers:

"A PRAYER? A prayer in a public school?
Prayers have no place within these walls just like facts have no place in organized religion!!"

Originally Posted by Conforming

Supernintendo Chalmers:
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Ahahaha...that made me lol...it's Ralph that calls him that, right?

Nothing is transcendental when it comes to math, except for perhaps pi. And e.

i like 8

mmmm....pie.....

I'm going to know make a pie in the shape of pi. One of these days I certainly shall.

Yeah everyone (including me) did got carried away a bit. I doubt anyone Really would take it serious, if only they thought about what they hell they are talking about.

Yeh that little Scamp!

Gotta be one of my fav. Simpson moments

Yeah...let's keep this topic going...
2 + 2 = 5 is false because 3 + 3 = 8

There is indeed a proof out there that seems to prove that 2 + 2 = 5, and it is not about rounding. Whenever anything is rounded you need to accept a degree of error within your answer, in this case that degree of error is 1.

I'll admit that I didn't see the satire at first (though if I had gotten here through the forum, instead of a wayward search, I'd like to think that I would have gotten it).

But, I started this post with the intent of showing you how its done... and though I see the futility, I plan to follow through. The said proof goes like this:

two variables are set equal
X = Y
Add X to both sides
X + X = Y + X
Simplify
2X = X + Y
subtract 2Y from both sides
2X - 2Y = X + Y - 2Y
simplify
2X-2Y = X - Y
Factor
2(X - Y) = 1(X - Y)
Devide both sides by (X - Y)
2 = 1
Add 1 to both sides
3 = 2
Add 2 to both sides
5 = 2 + 2

Another proof exists, my calculus teacher showed it to us once, but after 2 years of calculus I still am not confident enough to repeat it and support it (nor do I remember it). It, like this one, has an error. Incase you didn't catch it, (X - Y) = 0, which we divided by. That's a math no-no. As we divide by numbers aproaching zero the answers get increasingly huge, so really we just proved that:
<span style="font-family:Symbol">&#165; + 1 = &#165;
Which is true.

Sir, if you are going to use math in your satire, make it good math.
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Originally Posted by Xnyper

Sir, if you are going to use math in your satire, make it good math.
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Huh? If I were using satire, wouldn&#39;t good math make my point non-satirical? "I can prove that 2 + 2 = 4&#33; Give me a few years." How would that parallel the points being satirized, if I were into that sort of thing? It WOULD because 2 + 2 is NOT 4&#33;&#33;&#33;

I said earlier I will give my explanation by the end of 2014. It might be more like 2019. I&#39;m going to bed. My foot hurts. I have exams. I am busy with work. I am stranded on an island. I spend half of my time in temple and mosque. I have mad cow disease. My grandchildren are staying with me. I&#39;m grounded. My computer doesn&#39;t work. I am in a South Pole jail.

Originally Posted by Universal

Huh? If I were using satire, wouldn&#39;t good math make my point non-satirical? "I can prove that 2 + 2 = 4&#33; Give me a few years." How would that parallel the points being satirized, if I were into that sort of thing? It WOULD because 2 + 2 is NOT 4&#33;&#33;&#33;

I said earlier I will give my explanation by the end of 2014. It might be more like 2019. I&#39;m going to bed. My foot hurts. I have exams. I am busy with work. I am stranded on an island. I spend half of my time in temple and mosque. I have mad cow disease. My grandchildren are staying with me. I&#39;m grounded. My computer doesn&#39;t work. I am in a South Pole jail.
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Haha. You sound familiar