1. Time is not real.
If this is right then why aren't you out there getting a Nobel Prize in Physics for your definitive definition that has eluded countless geniuses? Money and everlasting fame are yours!

Seriously, if you could prove time was not real, when it is currently a fundamental concept in modern physics then it would completely overturn the field.

Quit talking out your ass about stuff you have no knowledge of.


2. Life is energy.
And? It requires a supply of energy to continue to function. What is your point (if there is one)?