Thread: A very funny LD

Last night, I had another zombie apocalypse dream. I girl next to me was flipping out, so I yelled, "If you don't like this dream, I could become lucid and change it for you!" After she told me to do so, I did a reality check and had an LD. Was a really funny way to induce a lucid dream.

I don't have any profoundly enlightening comments, but I had to log in and say; that is hilarious!

I had a dream once years ago where I was imprisoned and had to pee, this guard took me over to a toilet and told me to go. And I actually argued with him that 'something didn't feel right'. He was like, 'what are you talking about. You're on a bloody toilet.' And I insisted that I felt somehow like I wasn't on a toilet. That the toilet was ''imaginary'. He told me I was being crazy. I said, 'I don't know. I'm just scared. I feel like if I pee, somehow I'll just be peeing all over myself.'

I sat there on the toilet pee-shy and struggling for a good five minutes or so. Finally I decided I was being ridiculous so I just took a deep breath and peed despite the 'feeling something was not right'. As soon as I started peeing the guard turned around and started laughing at me, 'Ha ha, the jokes on you!'

And needless to say, I pissed the bed. LOL!

^ at both dreams, but especially the first! Man, what a way to go lucid...if only I could get my DC's to help me out like that

I don't think I've had anything very funny lately, but one that was kind of amusing was when me and a bunch of my friends got arrested for listening to music that Obama didn't like, and they gave us cookies in the prison cell that we were all in together, and I used my cookie to cut through the bars in the window and escape, but for some reason no one else could get out even though the window was pretty big.

Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream

^ at both dreams, but especially the first! Man, what a way to go lucid...if only I could get my DC's to help me out like that

I don't think I've had anything very funny lately, but one that was kind of amusing was when me and a bunch of my friends got arrested for listening to music that Obama didn't like, and they gave us cookies in the prison cell that we were all in together, and I used my cookie to cut through the bars in the window and escape, but for some reason no one else could get out even though the window was pretty big.

That's pretty funny if u ask me xD My dreams are pretty lame. The best I've had was the floor turned into a pile of noodles, and I slid around on them.

LOL, that's hilarious Cairus.

Ah yeah I have yet to become lucid during a zombie apocalypse. I almost did once when I told myself that "if I see zombies, I'm dreaming", they never did come though.

Sounds like a good way to become lucid though. Telling someone else that you will change the dream.

Thanks for the feedback! The dream after becoming lucid was awesome, as I got to beat up zombies. I am going to try to play ultimate Frisbee with zombies (using a saw blade as a Frisbee) in order to eliminate the nightmare the next time I become lucid in a zombie Apocalypse dream. Should be interesting.

That's Incredible! wanna lend me some of your helpful DCs?