Thread: My first lucid dream (or some other totally unique title)

I love the feeling of air through a closed nose. I'll start with that.

Ok, so I'm lying in bed feeling "drifty" and I fall asleep, I wake up and its dark. I have been doing this for 3 and a half weeks. Waking up from my rem cycles. Anyway I wake up and I know it is early morning. And I think "let's do this" then I shut my eyes...

Boom! I'm hit with the pre sp numbness and think "Ok almost there, Now let's enter". I wiggle my eyes left and right once, trying to mimic the rem, and I feel "the wave".

So now I'm laying down and it just feels "off". Then I realize... I'm seeing through my eye lids
Now I know I'm dreaming but just to check I lift my arm, which is now weightless, to my nose and try to breath. Lo and behold, nice, cool air flows through my fingers, skips the part I am holding and chills the back of my throat.
I roll over to check the time. On a digital clock. The screen is about 3 by 1 inch IRL
I think to my self "this should be interesting" and look at the numbers:

AJKAIL
LKIHGU

Were the first two lines out of about 8 on a 3 foot screen... I think "ok well that should change when I look back. Remember the top line started with A"
I look back and it is now: ELGUI something

Both felt like perfectly normal things a clock should say...

I then get up and walk to my bedroom door and say "what am I gunna do in my dream?" Many thoughts race through my minds mind (if that makes sense) and the thing that sticks... Sex.

First know that I am a virgin, and have never even gotten to second base. I will save you all the details of my debauched acts(of which I am not proud of and deeply disturbed by and have no idea why I did, it kinda felt like a "I don't know what came over me" type thing) but will let you know that I had no feeling at all. Not numbness, not touch. Nothing.

During all of the sex scene I kept being "reset" to my bed (I had left my house several times. The first time I thought "damn I just woke up!" But as soon as I closed my eyes I was back is a dream state. (Like I was dreaming I was dreaming) I soon realized I was false awakening.

After a while I new I needed to stop having sex with assorted things, so i thought of a dream door as an escape. I turned around and there it was, plain brown wood, basic design (like the cheapest one in the original Sims) but it served its purpose.

I stepped through and found myself in the world of Minecraft... Low pixel count arms and all.
Even though I had an infinite world in front of me, I soon tired of sprinting around(which was crazy fast btw) so I said out loud "I need another dream door". I felt a presence behind me but I wanted to push myself and make one in front of my eyes. To my amazement I did...kinda.

A wire frame appeared in the dirt blocks, like a CAD drawing, I then forced it to work more( a very unique feeling) and it made itself into a Minecraft style door made out of MineCraft glass...
I opened it, stepped through and closed it on myself. Suddenly I am back in my dream bed and staring at the ceiling. I say "well that was fun" and fall asleep in the dream, sending me unconscious.

It was AWESOME!
I also found out all sorts of new fetishes. . .

Now a question: I'm told that stress helps induce LD's, does anyone know the science behind this as I was very angry with my mother for patting me on the back when I injured it at "not" work