Ugh... night before last, I was lounging on my couch, propped against a body pillow, covered and playing Civ on my DS.
I felt a tickle on my right shoulder and I casually glanced down thinking it was nothing more than another stray hair.

To my horror, a furry, stout and sizable brown spider was crawling across my skin as if he hadn't a care in the world.

My first instinct was to FREAK THE HECK OUT... but I slowly moved my body so the spider would get onto the pillow. Then I placed the pillow against the bookshelf next to my "bed". He quickly ran under the shelf but I grabbed my Almond and Honey Body Spray and zapped him three times.
He curled into a ball and fell in a space unreachable.

*shudders*

I don't think he was a Brown Recluse but I got a major case of the heebiejeebies none-the-less

Just thought I'd share this to help everyone get to sleep