Any lucid dreamer knows that sometimes attempting to control the dream can lead to unexpected (and sometimes hilarious) results. So here's a place to post your funniest/weirdest/most embarrassing dream control fails.

For example, 2 nights ago in a lucid, I tried to summon my dream guide. Instead, a talking roll of toilet paper showed up on my bathroom counter, lecturing me on paying taxes and investing in stocks and bonds.