haha thats funny as hell. My subconcious tends to do stupid things to me too. frankly, the longer I fight the dream, the more frustrating it gets. I think the main problem is once i decide on a goal, I won't be willing to change that and that's all I do for the rest of the dream, never achieving it. For example I often try to have sex when I become lucid, but then the girl turns ugly or i lose lucidity or someone starts to fight me.