Thread: Soft, smooth skin.

You must point yourself towards Africa, slayer, for it is there that you will find what you seek. The mud of the ancients. Only the power of gods can rejuvenate the skin of your body, and restore what once was. This quest will confront you with situations that you have never been faced with before, and you will make decisions that go against everything you have learned, but in the end, you will find what you seek, for it also seeks you. Go now, before it is too late!

edit: oh yeah, or you can just use that oil thing Jeff mentioned, that will probably work just as well, and it won't give you malaria.