I think the moviegoer in me just died a little. I used to see these on my birthday with my friends. By the 3rd movie, it was dead to me. Just so awful. Now this crap? Is Jessica Alba poor or something? I don't see how she'd agree to doing this movie. Maybe actually acting is too hard for her. "Hi kids, I'm a spy" really? REALLY?!

No. This movie isn't even going on my "to-be pirated" list.