Thread: Are you a sleep walker, or sleep talker, or a full blown sleep karate artist?

Once when I was a kid I went to sleep in the bedroom and woke up on the living room couch with no memory of ever waking up and moving to the couch.

Other than that the only times I've sleep walked, I only remember it happening like maybe three times. I had gone to sleep so drunk that I was unable to wake up to pee, so my body somehow forced me to get up in my sleep and sleep walk to the bathroom. Each time I woke up while standing over the toilet peeing. Both amazing, and lucky, that I was able to find the actual toilet in my sleep and not just pee on the floor into a dream toilet, lol.

One time a friend of mine was sleeping over when it happened, and saw me. He told me that he watched me get up out of the bed, and then start walking into the wall repeatedly bouncing off of it. And then I turn and climbed over a big pile of junk (Because my bedroom at the time was just a corner in the basement. And apparently I started climbing over and forcing my way through a bunch of junk that was piled up on one side of the basement for storage. And from there found my way to the toilet which we had in the basement and had like a wooden stall around it. (Which was already there when we moved into the house.) I woke up while standing over that toilet peeing, with no memory of bouncing off walls or climbing over the storage junk pile, lol.