Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

My friend had a philosophical conversation with his cat. His cat told him, "You don't know anything, until you know yourself."

So uh, this dream occurred a year or two back...

This girl I had a crush on was in my lucid dream, and I simply asked her, "Why are you here?"

You know what she replied? "You know why I'm here." Then, she winked.

Funniest moment ever.

Heh.

I had a dream a few nights ago in which a future version of me said "Life is like a donut."

Coming from my blog (http://dorizzle.blogspot.com/)

After a while my friend P.K. comes and tells me how he forgot his gym clothes. I asked why it was such a big deal and he told me:

"We have a guest teacher in today, we are doing a 30 minute cardio workout and then some hardcore body shaping shit"

"Oh wow, I'd hate to miss that,"

"I could always skip, but then I'd miss out on Nintendo 64 Friday."

"What's that?"

"Everyone who doesn't skip and do the workout with the guest teacher gets to play Nintendo 64 on Friday during gym class."

He then walked away

The other night i was having an LD and my girlfriend was there and she was carrying a yellow wiffle ball bat. She kept insisting that nobody would believe i was dreaming if i didnt break a window with the plastic bat. In those exact words. So i flew away from her.

This dream happend last night...

I was in a classroom at my school with a hot teacher and she asked
Teacher: So who wants me to spank them
No one said any thing
Me: I do
she walked up to me and... well... started slappn my ass
then she somehow became naked and no one was in the room anymore. So she said
Teacher: I'm gonna shut the door so no one comes in
as she walks to the door her supervisor walks right by and sees her. I can't see them but the supervisor says
Supervisor: Oh you're wearing your pajamas... wait those aren't your pajamas... WTF ARE YOU DOING!?

Then I ran away.

Originally Posted by King-Tut-Tommy

This dream happend last night...
Supervisor: Oh you're wearing your pajamas... wait those aren't your pajamas... WTF ARE YOU DOING!?

Then I ran away.

That is hilarious

an imaginary principal in an imaginary school yelling at us students because we have all gotten fat

It was toward the end of the dream as I was coming out of my room. At the top of the stairs I met Colin from 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Colin: Hey, try this with me

He pinches his nose to do a reality check and I copy him. I can still breathe but I don't clue in.

Me: What's that supposed to do?

Colin: Try again

So I do and it still doesn't click.

Me: Nothing

Colin: Try again!

Another attempt.

Me: What? It didn't work, I'm not dreaming!

Colin: You're hopeless!

He rolls his eyes and walks away.

Too funny! I had one on 9/29/07 (seeing that I wrote about James Lafferty TWICE in my Dream Journal) that I mislabeled as "out in left field" where I was in a sci-fi, Bionic Woman (Michelle Ryan version (2007))-style environment--the same hospital bed Jaime Sommers was on in the pilot episode of that series, but more enhanced features like a big skyscraper-like hospital in a big city a few years into the future.

LD: (starts talking nonsense and gibberish about James Lafferty that I cannot even understand)
Me: Where am I?

Originally Posted by dream_to_escape

It was toward the end of the dream as I was coming out of my room. At the top of the stairs I met Colin from 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Colin: Hey, try this with me

He pinches his nose to do a reality check and I copy him. I can still breathe but I don't clue in.

Me: What's that supposed to do?

Colin: Try again

So I do and it still doesn't click.

Me: Nothing

Colin: Try again!

Another attempt.

Me: What? It didn't work, I'm not dreaming!

Colin: You're hopeless!

He rolls his eyes and walks away.

Lol thats funny shit right der... idc who you are dats funny shit right dere...

I begin waiting around with other DC's sitting in chairs, a older man in the dream came into the room and was acting like he was the sergeant in the army to everyone, like everyone had to stop and listen to him, apparently he was like a consoler or principal, I began thinking this guy looks weird like a child molestor or a homo, after his speech I call him over to let him know that Im not a student and that I dont even belong there if I can go, he then looks at me and says "you have alot of estrogen" right there I looked at him and started thinking this guy is too funny, Im not going to have any trouble remembering what he said for the website.

Me: Do you have a shotgun I can borrow?
DC: I'll check the pile...

******

Remember, if you get shot, it isn't temporary. it's permanent!!

******

Me: Look i'm not the messiah. I just landed in the wrong place.

******

Me: Wow things are starting to heat up around here. If only...
(DC reaches towards me)
Me: ...No, not you!

(if you don't get that, SEX)
******

amanda: don't you ever look at the sky?

(it turned out to be swirling colours - she made me an RC!!)
(ok not hillarious but i had to put that in)

This was the lucid dream I had last night:

I was in my living room, it was dark so I decided to turn the light switch, however, the lights did not turn on. I quickly realized I was dreaming. I got so excited I "woke up". I walked back to the living room and turned the light switch on. Once again, the light stayed off so I realized I was STILL DREAMING! Getting a little frustrated I decided I was going to jump out the window and start to fly before I woke up. Suddenly I heard my friend Danielle's voice say: "Why are you trying to influence it?!" She seemed irriated that I realized I was dreaming. I got side tracked and decided to wake myself up before I completely forgot the dream.

Originally Posted by jeopardy2k7

Me: Wow things are starting to heat up around here. If only...
(DC reaches towards me)
Me: ...No, not you!

Lol in my opinion that one is the funniest you had

Originally Posted by quickhawk

1st dream scene: A small group of us are trying to relate humouous situations we have experienced....
2nd dream scene: I have been caught in a traffic radar speed trap exceeding the limit slightly....
Me: "Is there anything i could do about this."
Court official DC: "You could get me a big fat red salmon."

Sorry for the double post but I think this one is the 3 funniest

This is totally the best thread ever.

I rarely remember exact dialogue in my dreams, but these are a few of the conversations that stuck in my mind (all non-lucid):

My brother starts telling me about this new hamster toy that's round and small enough to fit inside a hamster's wheel
Random lady: (overhearing him) Oh, is that so the little kiddies can get inside?
Me: (more than a little confused) No... it's so the hamster can get it inside his wheel.
Lady: Ohh, I wish I was smart like you guys.

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I want to run around on the soccer field during a game to take some good photographs, but the lady-in-charge won't let me. I'm mad because I've done it before and no one has stopped me, but now she's saying I can't.
Lady-in-charge: People are not allowed to go on the field.
Me: But I can go on the field, right?
Lady-in-charge: Of course not.
Me: But I'm the assistant referee! (I have no idea what made me say that)
Lady-in-charge: Ha! Do you really think the referee would listen to you?

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I also once in my dream heard a song that went like this "You're just playing on your DS, And letting your life go by"
(a DS is a hand held game system by Nintendo.) I don't own a DS.

Originally Posted by Cerulean_sea

I also once in my dream heard a song that went like this "You're just playing on your DS, And letting your life go by"
(a DS is a hand held game system by Nintendo.) I don't own a DS.

kind of something along those lines, when i was younger i had a dream involving these superheroes whose identity a had figured out, and when i did this music played that i didnt recognize with the words "why don't you dream my love, its time to play" and i later recognized the song as this one from the phantom of the opera
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at one point, asked a DC the best way to win a girl's heart and he told me
"give her music that will make her dream about you"

Last night i suspected i was dreaming and then my brother acts like like he thiniks it might be a dream too (observing everything) and then says are we really crawling? (i think he meant dreaming)

I burst out laughing when he said that.

IMO This is a really crap thread. So little about lucid dreaming... just normal nonsensical shite.

Originally Posted by Oneiro

IMO This is a really crap thread. So little about lucid dreaming... just normal nonsensical shite.

820 to 1. Who wins?

Originally Posted by Oneiro

IMO This is a really crap thread. So little about lucid dreaming... just normal nonsensical shite.

Chill, dude. Let people have their fun.

Originally Posted by Oneiro

IMO This is a really crap thread. So little about lucid dreaming... just normal nonsensical shite.

That time of the month huh.

Originally Posted by Oneiro

IMO This is a really crap thread. So little about lucid dreaming... just normal nonsensical shite.

If its a "really crap thread" then don't read it and don't complain about it