Thread: Katie's Random Blab (proof that I am insane!)

Lol

Nice knowing you! I can't wait to read your dreams, I have a feeling they will be crazy and funny

Originally Posted by Hannah4445

Autumn- One of my best friends. She is the one that showed me this site (Thanks Autumn!)

You're quite welcome.

i just joined but i think your dreams will be fun 2 read. and i think most people r a little crazy. besides, nobody is normal since everyone is different

Do NOT Press the Pause Button

(NonLucid)

I was in Six Flags with Autumn, we had gotten on this wierdly awesome roller coaster. It was playing music (probably "replay" by Sean Kingston). Once we were all on they started the ride. We were going uphill. Up and up we went until we were literally "on top of the world" I could actually see space. We had been going very slow. Finally we were on the top of the hill and then it went down, very fast. Then it just stopped. We had stopped in front of a stadium full of people. As soon as we got there the music stopped, I stared at the people at the stadium with hate. I was pissed and so were the others on the ride. We all got off the ride and started beating up the stadium people. So we were all just one big mob. (hmm...all this over music? lol) That was all I remember.

Maybe I Didn't Want Homework

(NonLucid)

The last period of our day ends with this wierd teacher (Ms. Nathe) NO ONE AT OUR SCHOOL LIKES HER!! SHE IS CRAZY! Anyway I had a dream that she gave us a HUGE amount of homework (not unusual). I got really pissed and got up and threw my paper in the trash (which-of course- pissed her off). She told me to get my paper out the trash and do my work. I simply replied "No". She got even more pissed and told me to leave the room (also not unusual) At this point a couple of other kids from my class (Sean and Jimmy) got angry and started to eat their paper (ok? wierd) and when they were finished eating that they both got up and left. Suprisingly my teacher didn't seem to care. Anyway somehow a magical crowbar was in my hand (who knows where that came from? This dream was quite wierd lol) and repeatedly hit my teacher with the crowbar (wow I am very violent in these dreams). I was quite satisfied with myself and walked happily out of the room. What a great class!

Hmm... I probably shouldn't listen to "Drop the World" by Lil Wayne anymore before I go to bed. Maybe my dreams wont be so violent.

crazy dream, i like it.

That's a cool roller-coaster that I would not mind to ride. I love them! When you become lucid, try to fly as much as you can and then, jump head off to the ground, you will see how fast you get to the ground Is lot of fun!

Monday- May 24, 2o1o
I was standing on the roof of my house, it didn’t look like my house at all, it was older and there was a wire fence around it. We have a wood fence so that was really weird. On the roof was a small opening, must be how I got to the roof…interesting. Anyway, I was looking down thinking, I wonder what would happen if I jumped. I had a feeling that if I jumped there would be no harm done to me. I was about to jump when Autumn, Mary, and George all drove up. They all got out of the car talking casually... until of course they noticed that I was on the roof. “HANNAH! DON’T JUMP DEAR GOD WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING ARE YOU CRAZY!” Obviously by the way I have it in caps you can tell they were yelling at the top of their lungs at me. (What great friends I have! )
They all barged up to the roof in what seemed like an hour (why didn’t I jump in that time? Who knows?) Anyway Autumn grabbed my arm and started blabbering about how suicide isn’t the best thing for me to do. When she was finally finished I calmly stared at her. “Autumn if I am EVER suicidal, PLEASE save your breath and forget the speech. I could’ve jumped 10 times in the time it would take you to finish your speech. Your little speech their made me feel suicidal even when I wasn’t to start with.” She looked at me and glared. “You don’t have to be so rude about it, all you had to say was the speech didn’t work out” Ugh, I didn’t have time for all these people to talk to me.
I jumped, then I randomly realized we were in a zombie apocalypse (goodie, just when I thought my day couldn’t get ANY better) I reached for Mary’s hand, she was the closest one to the edge. She grabbed my hand and with George and Autumn’s help, I was safely lifted to the roof. Luckily they weren’t zombies yet so I volunteered we go downstairs (I have a downstairs?) and get ammo for my gun (I own a gun?). While we were down there we grabbed chocolate, gram crackers, and marshmallows for s’mores (yes, just what I would think about when we’re in a zombie apocalypse…s’mores) So we went back upstairs (still surprised that I had 2 floors ) and made the s’mores. They were pretty good. While we ate the s’mores the zombies came in and killed everyone and they tried to kill us but I told them we were busy eating s’mores. (Man, im good! )

Wednesday- May 26, 2o1o
I was at school, we were all really bored in Mrs. Misciewicz class,(don’t ask, that’s her last name.) not exactly usual. I was playing with my hair and Autumn was chewing on her pen (another thing we actually do in class) and then the teacher got pissed at Tristan for not being nice to her hat. (Umm WTF?) Anyway of course I started laughing about that comment, so I got in trouble too. I had to say the pledge of allegiance (ok?) and write a paper on being nice and respectful to hats. (Alrighty then? That’s creepy) So of course I was a good girl and wrote my paper.
Then my ex-friend Allison walked in.(she isn’t my friend b/c she is a total slut and for other reasons I am not willing to discuss right now. Thanku) She started laughing at me having to do an assignment, so of course, I got pissed. I got up and started to beat the crap outta her (I am NEVER this violent at school ppl, don’t be afraid lol. I hate her though so it totally made me happy to hurt her ) Everyone was crowding around me yelling “fight, fight” like in those stupid movies. (the sad part was that the teacher was yelling it too. LOL) Anyway, Autumn eventually took her to the nurse (poor girl, she didn’t even volunteer for the job) and I woke up. Great dream...

Thursday- May 27, 2o10
I was in a haunted house. I was a ghost; I could walk through walls and cool stuff like that. George, Autumn, Madisen, Mary, and Angela were all there too but they weren’t ghost. Yet… Only George could understand me so he was telling them what I was saying. I told them that they needed to head for the exit before it was too late and they all were killed. I told them I was killed by one of them but I didn’t remember who did it. I was very sad that I couldn’t remember. Everyone got very nervous then. I also suggested who should go together in groups in order to stay alive. I put Mary and Autumn together in a group and they both immediately started walking toward the exit. (smart girls) Angela insisted she go with George but Madisen didn’t want to be alone so she went with Angela. (poor George all alone…So I kept him company) We walked together toward the exit, just talking and joking. Then we heard it, a shrill scream. It was Angela.
We ran toward the sound hoping that Angela wasn’t dead, it was too late I could already see her ghost. Madisen had taken off running b/c she had just saw Angela be killed. I told Angela to make sure she was ok and to lead her toward the exit. Mary and Autumn were almost to the exit so I wasn’t worried at all. Angela returned, very upset, I saw that Madisen was also with her. (oh, no… I was gonna have to spend an eternity with these idiots! NOOOO!) Then, George’s cell phone rang. “Hello?” he said. “Hey, where are you guys? We are really freaked out, we heard two screams but we are already out. Do you need help in there?” Autumn and Mary yelled into the phone. “No, Im almost there.”
And then I knew who did it. I knew who had killed me. It was Autumn’s dad (he scares me in real life too. ) I told them and he told Autumn. We all got out and Me, Angela, and Madisen all turned back into our real bodies, we had solved the case. I guess we got our bodies back for that reason. George looked very releaved. He stared at me, then said, “I thought Id never see you again.” “No silly I was just on vacation.” I told him. We both smiled and laughed. (I like stupid jokes how bout you?) Then he took my hands and kissed me. I woke up then when my cat jumped on my bed. SABRINA!!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?! (you could tell I was very angry)

Friday- May 28, 2o10
We were at Autumn’s beach house (surprisingly looked the same as it did in real life) but for some reason Autumn was missing. A bunch of guys were at the beach with her and all of my friends, including Isabella. (she was sad she wasn’t in my last dream lol) I put on my bikini and ran to the beach. We decided to play volleyball in the water. (challenging) Of course us girls won, LOL. We were happy we won and so the guys offered to buy us ice cream. (how nice) So we went to mc donalds and got icecream (yummy) and then went back to the beach and played other games. I was kind of sad that my boyfriend wasn’t there but when you are occupied with about 30 other hot guys you get happy quick . Then I saw George surfing and he attempted to teach me and Mary to surf too. (yeah, right LOL we aren’t good at balancing very well) Of course we fell numerous times but we both had fun.
This time my cat happily jumped on my headboard causing me to scream and fall out of the bed before I realized it was just my dumb cat. (I need to learn how to close my doors before I sleep)

Monday- May 31, 2o10
I was on some type of island, I had been sleeping on a hammock. Then of course, George comes out of no where and asks, “How did you sleep?” (WTF where did he come from a rock? WTF seriously he just popped out of nowhere…) “pretty well. I guess I don’t remember going to sleep at all” I said. “Haha, probably from all the sand you ate, you like sand do you?” (Umm why the hell would you let me eat sand? What kind of boyfriend are you? You didn’t find that weird that I was eating sand? WTF?) “Umm, yeah…probably.” I managed. (I ate sand?) “Well im going to go to the smoothie place and get some cheese ok?” (Why would the smoothie place have cheese? This dream gets weirder and weirder.) “Ok? Have fun?” I said. I took the magic helicopter and tried to pilot it. But in the end, I died. (Poor me...) That’s really gonna put a damper on my new sand eating habits….

Wednesday- June 2, 2o10
I think this is gonna be one of my favorite dreams…I was Alice from “Alice in Wonderland” (I love that movie at ANY age I will be ) I was trapped in a little white room that was getting smaller and smaller by the second, or maybe I was getting bigger… Then I saw the little white rabbit. “Im going to be late late late!” He said “Oh my, Alice, you really must hurry.” He grabbed my finger and led me to a large door that I hadn’t noticed (wow, how sad I never saw the giant white door in front of my face) I walked out the door into a magical world that I cant even describe on paper. It wasn’t even like the movie. It was absolutely beautiful (sorry getting off track) So the bunny told me that we need to get to the “Magical Clock of Time” (that narrows the clock of time to EVERY clock in the world) So he took me to the clock because in order for me to get back I had to pass through the door that was conveniently located on the number 6 on the “Magical Clock of Time” I ran to that door, hoping it was unlocked. I opened the door and looked inside. There were things floating around inside (just like in the beginning of Alice in Wonderland) I stepped in and carefully floated to the bottom. I wasn’t home yet though… Where was I? I looked to the corner and noticed a bundle of leaves. They were curled around something. Was that smoke coming out of that? “Umm, excuse me?” I said. I hoped I wasn’t talking to myself. “Hello Alice” It was the huge blue and green caterpillar (what’s his name?) “Err, yes, I want to go home.” I said. “I know” He blew smoke into my face. Eww…. I hate smoke it gives me a headache (DON’T SMOKE PPL! IF YOU SMOKE I DON’T LIKE YOU HAHA!!!) (ok that was immature but still, point made.) “Can you help me?” I asked him. “Yes” He said, blowing more smoke in my face. “Stick your tongue out and count to 5 while standing on one foot with your finger in your ear.” (Ok? Haha) I did it. I opened my eyes and I was magically in my room. I pinched myself and realized I was actually awake. BTW I still don’t know the caterpillars name, does anyone know what it was? Oh, did the bunny have a name too? I don’t remember…

Sunday- June 6, 2o10

I was an oompa loompa (yeah I know, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory we had a play for that at school lol) I was dancing like the movie but instead of being good and following the other oompa loompas I jumped into the chocolate river and was swimming in it lol. This dream didn’t last very long I got up early this morning… some old lady called my cell phone, making me wake up. When I didn’t recognize the number I was like screw it Im going back to sleep. Then I realized I couldn’t go back to sleep. So THANKYOU confused old lady that got the wrong number and called my number at 8:30 in the morning THANKS! Ugh……