This is wickedly weird but hey, I'm not hurting anybody by asking.

I've been trying all these different techniques in order to attain lucidity.

* CAN-WILD
* WILD with and without WBTB
* DEILD
* DILD
* MILD

And who knows what else. Jesus christ though, this is grinding my gears real bad because I seem to fail each and every single time.
I'm doing everything right, EVERYTHING!. (Lol I just had to try the thick font.)
But seriously people, my dream recall is perfect. I can even go back to previous dreams when I go to bed by just thinking of them. But getting lucid? Hell no, something doesnt want me to attain lucidity. 1 year, and I've only had one tiny lucid experience. I demand you all to help me.