Sigh... sometimes I feel like lucid dreaming is impossible... I don't expect to have them every night... but it would be nice to have 1 maybe once in a while...

I've tried every technique there is, and nothing seems to work. I don't have consistent dream signs, every dream is random for me. I perform reality checks a lot throughout the day, and yes I put enthusiasm and feeling into it, but not once have I done one in a dream.

WILDS don't work either, I can't even get into sleep paralysis, not even the lucid timers work. I take too long to fall asleep and the timer is halfway done before I even feel drowsy. I could lay there for hours on end, and not even feel anything or get visuals, I have no problem ignoring the occasional itch, but nothing happens after that. When I don't think about lucid dreaming, I can fall asleep easily, but when I have it in my mind, especially when I'm attempting MILD, I can't fall asleep for shit.

Seriously, what the fuck?