Basic and Advanced Task Completed.
INTRO
I seem to be somewhat of a natural WILDer. I consciously enter sleep paralysis a lot and before I knew what it was, I was very scared. Anyway, today I woke up at 6 :30, disappointed as my earlier 5am WILD attempt had obviously failed. And to make matters worse, I KNOW I had a full length lucid dream, because I remember rubbing my hands together and doing the nose RC, but that’s all I could remember of the dream. I decided to try and WILD again, and woke up 15 minutes later with similar unsuccessful results. I had about 30minutes before I had to get ready for school, so I went to the toilet, jumped into bed and gave it one last shot, trying to let the ‘natural’ WILDer in me take over. I started counting my breaths backwards from 100. I got to 60 and got board, so I started thinking about random things, and as usual, I started sinking. I felt all of the shaking feelings, it was crazy D:
DREAM
I imagined myself sitting up, and it felt as if I was, but still, I was just lying there. Then I tried to sit up for real. When I did, my bed wasn’t there. In fact I was in my parent’s bathroom. I rubbed my hands together, not really to improve vividness, just to calm myself down because I was very exited. I opened the door and walked into my parent’s bedroom. My mum was there.
One of my favorite parts of lucid dreaming is talking to DC’s. I just love the stupid things to say. I asked my mum if she had anything she wanted to say, but she was on to me, and she just shook her head and walked away, I laughed.
After that, I walked down the stairs. As I did, I was thinking of all the things I wanted to do, “Okay I’d like to talk to my subconscious, and I’d like to prove I’m….err…what was it?”
I couldn’t remember the basic task, but I did remember the advanced one. I saw a soft toy on the ground; it was Zebbidy (sp?) from The Magic Roundabout. I set it on the floor and commanded it to, “LIVE!” (Nothing) “Um…GET UP!” (Still nothing). No matter what I shouted at it, it would not get up. I tried to be as confident as possible but it wasn’t happening. So I thought, “Okay...let’s use some dream logic”. I noticed a Mickey Mouse soft toy on the ground next to where I had set down Zebbidy. I said, “Okay, first one of you two to run over to me, gets a wish.”
Immediately they both stood up and ran over to me. I laughed, and asked what they would like me to grant them. Unfortunately, they couldn’t speak. They just looked at me and each other blankly. I didn’t have time to wait on them so I went away. (Don’t worry guys, ill give you that wish next time I see you!)
“Em…INDESTRUCTIBLE!, That’s it!”. I ran into my parent’s room. I’ve always wanted to gather all of my DC’s together. So I decided to go out into the street. I was looking out of the window and into the street. I normally have no problem passing through solid objects, but this time it was tricky. I ran towards the window, completely ignoring it.
WACK!. I smacked my head on it, and started laughing. I stopped to think. “Right…this window doesn’t actually exist…there is now window.” I put my hand on it, and slowly pushed it through. Then my other hand, then my head, and I was through (and didn’t have to smash the window :p).
Out in the street, I shouted “All DC’s, come here now!” I then heard some sort of horn in the distance, and rumbling. DC’s that looked like computer generated images, gathered at the bottom of the street, (I’m guessing they are my computer DC’s lol), DC’s that looked real gathered a little closer to me.
Then I noticed I massive, green English-style dragon (fat body, skinny neck) coming from the west (I know this because the mountains outside my house are to the north) and at the same time there was a Chinese-style dragon (look, serpent-like body) coming from the east. (It took me until I woke up to realize the significance of this).
As the DC’s gathered, I decided to look for my subconscious. I shouted for it to come, or appear. I did so many times, but nothing happened. I gave up and decided to move on to proving that I was indestructible.
I used telekinesis to lift up a nearby car, but I could only shake it (this dream was full of problems lol). I asked the other DC’s to help, and once they got it of the ground I took over. I brought it about 20ft high and above my head and dropped it. I was left unscratched. However the dream characters remained un-impressed. So I said, “Okay fine then, somebody shoot me”. Then some idiot from the crowd shot me in the foot. It wasn’t sore, but at the same time, it was indestructible-testing-stuff now was it?
Then I realized that there was only one way to prove that I was really indestructible. But I had been avoiding it the whole time. I knew I would have to get shot in the head. Just then I Lara Craft-like woman emerged from the crowd. She had a gun. I nodded to her and she loaded the gun. I tilted my head down so the shot would be an easy target.
The crowd fell silent. She took aim. And then the inevitable happened.
I woke up xD
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