Here ya go...
Not one of my funniest dreams (except for the very end) but it works...
Took me three nights... Funny enough, I barely focused on completing this.
29.01.2011 You alien fool, you can't take me down!!! I am indestructible!!!!!! (MILD)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
I had two interesting dreams today. I woke up around 2:35 am and went to my reclining chair to try to Astral Project. I could not focus properly. Yesterday I prepared my taxes online and they worked out better than I though, so I was somehow excited. I went back to bed without success at about 03:02 AM. I have a few metaphysical requests to complete, but I know when my body is ready for that, and it wasn't last night. I focused on having a lucid dream, but on nothing specific. I completed the task of the month for February. I do not stop surprising myself with these taks. I have not incubated this task at all (in fact, I have not even focused on it) I guess my alter ego or subconscious loves these tasks... I always end up doing them, sometimes without knowing how. In fact, I only do the ToTM, because I am not really interested on the ToTY (my admin status would override the ToTY status) My streak is for eight months in a row... At least, I saw this on the 27th and dreamed it on the 30th.
Second dream (ToTM):
I needed to go to catch a plane to go somewhere. I was on a dirt road driving my car. If I had enough speed, my car would turn into a plane and started to fly. The interior of my car was exactly as my real waking car. I started to drive and to increase speed. I suddenly saw a 40 limit sign. I was suprised there was such sign, the road where I was, was exclusively for planes. I suddenly saw a lot of turns and made my driving harder (I was going fast and some where sharp turns) I could see the sand and dust around the exterior of my car, some mosquitoes and the bright sun bothered me (I wore no sunglasses for some reason)
Suddently, I found myself running in these weird place. I could see two planes getting farther every time and flying away. I was pissed because I missed my plain and it would be impossible to catch it. I tried to take off without success, I needed to run faster to take off. I ran a few minutes and got to the end of the road. It was night now and I saw a city with a lot of lights and buildings.
I realized that it made no sense all these plane stuff so I turned lucid. I was not grounded enough and somehow still following the plot. A voice told me that I needed to fly to the plane. I started to fly to the plane and the voice told me to fly faster. I started to complain out loud, "Gee... easy to be said. I just turned lucid right now and it has not been a lot I fell asleep. I will wake up!!!" The voice ignored me. I saw a few planes in the sky, some where close and some where far. I saw a few tiny planes (well, not tiny, but those were far, far away already) The voice told me my, "Your plane is one of the farther ones, get it." I complained, "Oh come on!!!! Those are very far and I will not even know which one is mine." I saw a plane pretty close to me. The plane had little dots of light (like starts) following it.
I landed and I though, "Screw this plane thing... I do not care. I am dreaming." I approached a wall and I saw a very dark void. I realized it was a wormhole. I though, "Well, another ToTM where my subconscious does the hard for me, good!" I entered the wormhole and saw darkness for a few seconds. I moved my head to not wake up and appeared in a weird city.
It was night and the color of the sky was dark-reddish. All the buildings were extremely tall but thin (they were no wider that 10-15 square feet) but each building had like 500 stories. It looked like this:

I landed in a weird looking restricted area and entered a room. I saw a female DC, human alike but had three boobs and was levitating. I though there was always time for a "quickly" in a lucid dream. After all, she was a dream character and would not complain. I made sure I kissed her a few times for the basic task.
I left this room and took off again. I entered a one of these weird buildings, but I found it empty. The doors opened like the Star Trek ones. Even made the same noise (funny... I have not seen a single episode of Star Trek for at least 12 years) I entered a room, but it was empty. The bed was pretty small and there was almost no furniture. I decided to leave and I flew through the window. I made a small hole and crashed, but when I attempted a second time, I could break through.
I flew over a military restricted area. I suddently avoided a fire beam and landed. There was a weapon about five feet long and three feet wide. It had a lot of different ways to shoot. There was a guy, about three feet tall and he tried to kill me. He told me, "I want to try this out! Stop there!" I told him, "I will help you, but first tell me. Were are you? Where is this planet?" He replied something like, "We are a more advance civilization that you. We are in a parallel dimension of your planet. We are not violent, but we like to have a good defense, now stay still." I was happy I completed the ToTM again and suddenly, I got hit by another red laser beam. I stopped in the ground and opened my arms. My chest was pointing that huge weapon. The weapon shot me fireballs, pink beams of laser, uzi alike amo (but a lot faster), electricity and white blasts. The alien started to get frustrated and I started to laugh out loud. I started to walk towards him and the weapon went berserk, it started to shoot even faster. I could feel the hits from it and heard several different shooting noises (lasers, electricity, uzis, explosions) I said out loud, "YOU CAN'T HARM ME. I AM NOT IN MY PHYSICAL BODY! I AM INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!!!!!!!!" I closed my arms and surrounded myself in a energy bubble. I focused on expanding the bubble and destroy the weapon. It was too powerful. I should a dragon ball alike cry and my energy bubble expanded and grew bigger in seconds. It incinerated the weapon and some buildings around, however, the alien was still alive. He ran towards me and tried to punch me, I avoided him and flew away. I woke up.
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