morning wood. |
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The past two nights in a row i've woken up during the night with a massive erection. It was almost painful and I felt this weird pressure in my testicles and abdomen. I tried using the bathroom both times but couldn't relieve any pressure and the erection would not go away. I eventually went back to sleep and have had normal days both times after those nights. |
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"You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
morning wood. |
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Law abiding citizen by day, breaking the laws of reality by night.
"How can you be aware that you're dreaming, if you're never aware that you're awake?"
Behave yourselves. |
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Blue Balls: |
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Damn, can't find a youtube vid of the song "Woke up with wood" by ZZ top. |
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Lol following the trend of oddly titled threads there, right Josh? |
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this post is almost as random as that guy who wanted to be spanked haha |
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Law abiding citizen by day, breaking the laws of reality by night.
"How can you be aware that you're dreaming, if you're never aware that you're awake?"
Wait... is this the guy who wants to be spanked? And why have you not wanked? You trying to get really vivid sex dreams? haha |
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What can i say? I had two questions I wanted to ask and used two titles to get people's attention. |
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"You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling."
Probably won't happen again. |
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On an episode of The Sopranos, Tony's psychiatrist asked if he had ever woken up with an erection. She said is was a sign of depression. |
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