Xbox Live Customer Support Prank Calls

**AmazeO XD** · 01-26-2009 09:20 AM

After being fucked with by these mother fuckers for far too long, I get my vengeance in the form of several prank calls. I'll list them, link them, and provide excellent quotes to entice you into listening.

Carl Anderson Calls Xbox About Tits

Quotes

All in an Indian accent.

Xbox Guy: First name is Call?
Me: No, CARL. C as in COCK. A as in ASS. R as in RIDDLE. L as in LICKY LICKY.

Xbox Guy: Sir, how can I help you today?
Me: My son is playing this game and there are titties in it. Titties and ass checks and breastesis.

Xbox Guy: I can't quite hear you right sir, I don't know why it's coming out like that.
Me: (pause) That's what she said.
Xbox Guy: ..Yeah.

Ethan Thomas from Condemned Calls Xbox Support

Quotes

Me: Rosa! Rosa! Can you hear me Rosa!
Xbox Girl: Yes Ethan?!

Me: My Xbox, it smells kinda weird! Like curry!
Xbox Girl: (getting excited) *laughs* oh!

Me: Rosa! Can you hear me! I can't find my supertazor!

Niko Bellic Calls Xbox Support

Xbox Girl: Hello Nico, how can I help you today?
Me: My cousin Roman dropped my Xbox controller on the ground!

Me: HOLD ON, my phone is ringing!
Xbox Girl: Okay, that is fine.
Me: Hold on, I need to answer this... This is Nico. BRUCIE! You want to go for a helicopter ride man!?

Me: My friend Stevie sent me a text message. There is a car by the Algonquin Bridge. I need to pick it up for him.
Xbox Girl: *laughs* Oh.. okay!
Me: There's a Patriot parked outside the gas station!

Me: Roman! Where are you? Don't give me that fucking shit Roman! You dropped my fucking controller!

Enjoy.