Thread: Liquid honey is pointless.

So in good faith I recently bought a glass of honey, assuming it was what it said on the fucking box, HONEY, but it turned out to be a liquid fucking mess that flows all over the fucking place whenever I try to put it on a piece of bread or just ANYWHERE. It's useless, why would anyone sell such a pointless product? What, were they debating new food ideas when one guy said "Let's sell honey, except extremely liquid so that it becomes a tedious and tiresome procedure to consume, let alone clean up afterwards" and they all congratulated him on what a genius he is? What, are you kidding me? I might as well just drink it from a glass. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

I've actually been looking for honey like that to use in marinades.

Good for tea?

Most of the honey I find IS liquid. I imagine it's easier to put in teas.

Edit: Darn you, kichu! Reading my mind!

Who are you?

Me? The name is right there...

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Most of the honey I find IS liquid. I imagine it's easier to put in teas.

Edit: Darn you, kichu! Reading my mind!

I wonder if we can derail this thread of serkats as well?

Yeah, who are you talking about Abra?

Strange. I've only ever seen this so called liquid honey.

...I've actually never had a problem with liquid honey being a mess. It's always done exactly what I want it to do.

...except for when used for foreplay. It's pretty sticky and cumbersome, in that respect.

(The human body's never tasted so good, though. Haha)

Must...resist...temptation...

Liquid honey! It's great! It gets everywhere! It sticks to the counters and makes everything else stick to the counters!

It's a fucking mess in a jar!

Why the fuck would you want solid honey? That shit is hard and a bitch to work with. I know. Liquid honey tends to solidify over time.

Speaking of bee feces: have you ever tried Royal Jelly?

Originally Posted by Serkat

So in good faith I recently bought a glass of honey, assuming it was what it said on the fucking box, HONEY, but it turned out to be a liquid fucking mess that flows all over the fucking place whenever I try to put it on a piece of bread or just ANYWHERE. It's useless, why would anyone sell such a pointless product? What, were they debating new food ideas when one guy said "Let's sell honey, except extremely liquid so that it becomes a tedious and tiresome procedure to consume, let alone clean up afterwards" and they all congratulated him on what a genius he is? What, are you kidding me? I might as well just drink it from a glass. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

That's because it isn't real honey. Real honey isn't from concentrate and doesn't flow fast at... all.

Learn to shop.

Originally Posted by A Roxxor

That's because it isn't real honey. Real honey isn't from concentrate and doesn't flow fast at... all.

Learn to shop.

Oh we have a bee expert. How's it going

Originally Posted by Serkat

Oh we have a bee expert. How's it going

It's winter. My bees aren't doing much. :/

Honey, in hard form, is not really the easiest thing to manipulate. Genuine honey that flows very slowly- mocking me as I wait for the frozen waterfall to melt and move, slowly dripping in an underserved sense of confidence, finally hitting the spoon- then I put it in my mouth and get on with my life.

To solve liquid honey problems: Refridgerate or leave in the freezer for a few minutes, that will solidify it a bit.

I've had this problem before...
there are two kinds of liquid honey(afaik)

One is very liquidy, almost like thin maple syrup and the other is thicker, like molasses.

The brownish liquid honey tastes much better IMO

I found a picture, here

I've never seen honey in any form other than liquid....at least when I buy it.