some fail for you

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03-25-2010, 05:16 AM
nerve

some fail for you

I recently encountered this megafail and thought I'd share it with you for some lulz:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...il_for_you.png

:|

I fucking hate the lottery. I hate that we have it here now. I hate standing in line in gas stations and watching people buy tickets (especially when they're holding me up). they look like dumb, ignorant animals. so pathetic, it makes me ill. watching people buy/scratch tickets gives me this overwhelming feeling of bleakness...

I didn't buy this, my sister owed me some money and was short a dollar, and asked if I'd accept this. I just looked at it and laughed...

enjoy. :)
03-25-2010, 06:12 AM
Oneironaut Zero

Lmfao. That's hilarious.

It might as well just say "YOU WIN NOTHING, FUCKER! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! NOTHING!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

Would be much more entertaining, at least.
03-25-2010, 06:51 AM
nerve

I think it should say "congratulations, moron. now stop buying lottery tickets and find a way to really earn money."

u_u
03-25-2010, 01:15 PM
LRT

I once saw a scratcher ticket where the only two options to win were $5 (easy) and $1,000,000. Nothing in between!
03-25-2010, 02:10 PM
nina

One time on Christmas Eve I had the strange urge to buy a scratch ticket out of one of those machines on my way out the door, something I've actually never done before. I won $100. That was pretty cool.

I read about some dumbass who ate his winning lottery ticket on an airplane because they wouldn't let him claim his prize money on the flight. Wtf people...wtf.
04-29-2010, 08:11 AM
kittie11

Quote:

Originally Posted by nerve

I recently encountered this megafail and thought I'd share it with you for some lulz:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...il_for_you.png

:|

I fucking hate the lottery. I hate that we have it here now. I hate standing in line in gas stations and watching people buy tickets (especially when they're holding me up). they look like dumb, ignorant animals. so pathetic, it makes me ill. watching people buy/scratch tickets gives me this overwhelming feeling of bleakness...

I didn't buy this, my sister owed me some money and was short a dollar, and asked if I'd accept this. I just looked at it and laughed...

enjoy. :)

You are the lame one for accepting it ;]
04-29-2010, 09:00 PM
lordyM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittie11

You are the lame one for accepting it ;]

Oh, not you again...
04-29-2010, 10:40 PM
Supernova

Hey, look at it this way, you got the dollar she owed you.
04-29-2010, 10:46 PM
nerve

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittie11

You are the lame one for accepting it ;]

no, I'm not the one who wasted money on it. er, what the fuck are you doing here anyway? and M, how do you even know who she is? you just joined...apparently

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supernova

Hey, look at it this way, you got the dollar she owed you.

I'm pretty sure I saw it that way the second she handed it to me, lol
04-29-2010, 10:59 PM
kittie11

Quote:

Originally Posted by lordyM

Oh, not you again...

? Who are you
04-30-2010, 12:23 AM
nerve

nice Gandhi quote, little bro rubbing off on ya? ;D

nice avatar too. bathroom chic!
04-30-2010, 03:48 AM
no-Name

nerve and his family control half of dreamviews @.@ D:
04-30-2010, 04:57 AM
kittie11

Quote:

Originally Posted by nerve

nice Gandhi quote, little bro rubbing off on ya? ;D

nice avatar too. bathroom chic!

I just had to change it from the black thing lol
04-30-2010, 04:57 AM
kittie11

Quote:

Originally Posted by no-Name

nerve and his family control half of dreamviews @.@ D:

True dat.
04-30-2010, 05:07 AM
♥Mark

Stay on topic, please.
04-30-2010, 05:44 AM
EspadaInMyCloset

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark75

Stay on topic, please.

What? Murp.