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    1. 12-03-2009 03:26 AM #1
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      Umma's Children

      I hear the voices of children from Umma. They say that priests from our planet have invaded Umma and are now raping the children there. We can help if we set fire to the sun, drown all the fishes, take all the lightswitches from the amish, and bury Antarctica in snow. Please help, the survival of the children of Umma's well being depends on it!!
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    2. 12-03-2009 03:39 AM #2
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      I think you are aware of who's side I am on by default.
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    3. 12-03-2009 03:47 AM #3
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      No sir, we are not. Me and the Umma are one entity now, and we cannot come to a conclusion of which side you are on (we hope it's the Umma's).
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      Okay, I set fire to the sun, threw all the fish in the seas and lakes and rivers and streams and other bodies of water to drown, took the light switches from the Amish, and buried Antarctica in snow (with some ice for good measure). Just in case, I also drained the Sahara, buried every worm I could find, and locked up a bunch of criminals. Just in case.
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      *EMPHASIZED SIGH*

      The following diagram should illustrate my choice (or lack thereof) of political views in this matter.

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    6. 12-04-2009 01:13 AM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      Okay, I set fire to the sun, threw all the fish in the seas and lakes and rivers and streams and other bodies of water to drown, took the light switches from the Amish, and buried Antarctica in snow (with some ice for good measure). Just in case, I also drained the Sahara, buried every worm I could find, and locked up a bunch of criminals. Just in case.
      Our planet is saved!! Thank you Man of Steel!! But now tigers are attacking the citizens and we are not sure what to do.


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      *EMPHASIZED SIGH*

      The following diagram should illustrate my choice (or lack thereof) of political views in this matter.

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      Ooooohhh. Didn't notice that, we recognize you by avatar.
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    7. 12-04-2009 05:17 AM #7
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      They're not magic tigers, so just shooting them should do the trick.
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    8. 12-04-2009 10:10 PM #8
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      But they're endagered on Umma!! If you shoot them you will be arrested!!
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