Thread: I would like to transform into a cat

Maybe this book holds the answer:

Give me call when you get it done.

Um... You do remember this is a lucid dreaming forum, right? This is 100% possible.
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=67107

That's simple. You must eat a cat. That cat will grow in your intestines taking your personality. When it's ready, you shall regurgitate it, and when it comes out, it takes your soul. This makes you a cat, but leaves your body with an empty stare. Then when you want to change back, you eat your body.



Don't call slayer, he will lock you up in his basement. But his basement his nice, it has plenty of catfood and cookies, and some nice windows to look out. And there is even a key to the lock so you can get out anytime.

Don't listen to them, there is only on way to become a cat, here are the steps:
1: Obtain the type of cat you want to become.
2: Massage it's temples.
3: Make a soup composed of 1 part dancing banana, 2 part magical cocoa beans from the rock core of jupiter, and 1 part your own your own blood.
4: Feed the cat the soup.
5: The soup's cocoa shall cause the cat to slip into a near death coma, but it's a magical coma brought on by the cocoa's magic properties.
6: The blood shall mix with the cat's magic coma and it's DNA sequence will be imprinted on the cat's now magic near dead brain.
7: The dancing banana shall cause the cat's brain to vibrate at superstring speeds due to the combined effect of the previous steps.
8: The cat's magic brain shall vibrate through the dimensions in the search for a match to it's newly imprinted DNA code.
9: Once it finds your DNA, it will try to fuse with it, once it fails it will try to act as your brain.
10: It will find you already have a brain, and then push it through the dimensions in search of the cat's brain's DNA code.
11: The cat brain shall be perfectly fused with your nerve system. Preventing any brain transplant related complications.
12: Your brain shall connect with the cat body, and you will have became that cat.
13: For Christ sakes, when you become a cat DO NOT go near Slayer, Whatever the hell you do, do not go near Slayer.

There, thank me when you are a cat, who will still be able to use teh internets. You could even make lolcats from yourself.

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

Don't listen to them, there is only on way to become a cat, here are the steps:
1: Obtain the type of cat you want to become.
2: Massage it's temples.
3: Make a soup composed of 1 part dancing banana, 2 part magical cocoa beans from the rock core of jupiter, and 1 part your own your own blood.
4: Feed the cat the soup.
5: The soup's cocoa shall cause the cat to slip into a near death coma, but it's a magical coma brought on by the cocoa's magic properties.
6: The blood shall mix with the cat's magic coma and it's DNA sequence will be imprinted on the cat's now magic near dead brain.
7: The dancing banana shall cause the cat's brain to vibrate at superstring speeds due to the combined effect of the previous steps.
8: The cat's magic brain shall vibrate through the dimensions in the search for a match to it's newly imprinted DNA code.
9: Once it finds your DNA, it will try to fuse with it, once it fails it will try to act as your brain.
10: It will find you already have a brain, and then push it through the dimensions in search of the cat's brain's DNA code.
11: The cat brain shall be perfectly fused with your nerve system. Preventing any brain transplant related complications.
12: Your brain shall connect with the cat body, and you will have became that cat.
13: For Christ sakes, when you become a cat DO NOT go near Slayer, Whatever the hell you do, do not go near Slayer.

There, thank me when you are a cat, who will still be able to use teh internets. You could even make lolcats from yourself.

I can't believe you took the time to write all of that.

A true artist must suffer for his art.

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

Don't listen to them, there is only on way to become a cat, here are the steps:
1: Obtain the type of cat you want to become.
2: Massage it's temples.
3: Make a soup composed of 1 part dancing banana, 2 part magical cocoa beans from the rock core of jupiter, and 1 part your own your own blood.
4: Feed the cat the soup.
5: The soup's cocoa shall cause the cat to slip into a near death coma, but it's a magical coma brought on by the cocoa's magic properties.
6: The blood shall mix with the cat's magic coma and it's DNA sequence will be imprinted on the cat's now magic near dead brain.
7: The dancing banana shall cause the cat's brain to vibrate at superstring speeds due to the combined effect of the previous steps.
8: The cat's magic brain shall vibrate through the dimensions in the search for a match to it's newly imprinted DNA code.
9: Once it finds your DNA, it will try to fuse with it, once it fails it will try to act as your brain.
10: It will find you already have a brain, and then push it through the dimensions in search of the cat's brain's DNA code.
11: The cat brain shall be perfectly fused with your nerve system. Preventing any brain transplant related complications.
12: Your brain shall connect with the cat body, and you will have became that cat.
13: For Christ sakes, when you become a cat DO NOT go near Slayer, Whatever the hell you do, do not go near Slayer.

There, thank me when you are a cat, who will still be able to use teh internets. You could even make lolcats from yourself.

Actual advice given in an advice thread? Crazy.

I know right?

Originally Posted by TheChosenDreamer

Don't listen to them, there is only on way to become a cat, here are the steps:
1: Obtain the type of cat you want to become.
2: Massage it's temples.
3: Make a soup composed of 1 part dancing banana, 2 part magical cocoa beans from the rock core of jupiter, and 1 part your own your own blood.
4: Feed the cat the soup.
5: The soup's cocoa shall cause the cat to slip into a near death coma, but it's a magical coma brought on by the cocoa's magic properties.
6: The blood shall mix with the cat's magic coma and it's DNA sequence will be imprinted on the cat's now magic near dead brain.
7: The dancing banana shall cause the cat's brain to vibrate at superstring speeds due to the combined effect of the previous steps.
8: The cat's magic brain shall vibrate through the dimensions in the search for a match to it's newly imprinted DNA code.
9: Once it finds your DNA, it will try to fuse with it, once it fails it will try to act as your brain.
10: It will find you already have a brain, and then push it through the dimensions in search of the cat's brain's DNA code.
11: The cat brain shall be perfectly fused with your nerve system. Preventing any brain transplant related complications.
12: Your brain shall connect with the cat body, and you will have became that cat.
13: For Christ sakes, when you become a cat DO NOT go near Slayer, Whatever the hell you do, do not go near Slayer.

There, thank me when you are a cat, who will still be able to use teh internets. You could even make lolcats from yourself.

Hmm, the theory seems sound.

I will try this method tomorrow night and post my results. Wish me luck!

I've tried to find books on African shamanism that involved "shapeshifting"
ceremonies back when I desired to become a Raven at will. I'll find a way.

Originally Posted by Invader

I've tried to find books on African shamanism that involved "shapeshifting"
ceremonies back when I desired to become a Raven at will. I'll find a way.

Did you ever become a raven ?

Only in my dreams. I coincidentally became a cat (panther) in the same one.

Originally Posted by Invader

Only in my dreams. I coincidentally became a cat (panther) in the same one.

Oh I'm sorry. Then we must hope that Kiza becomes an animal, to fulfill our dreams of shapeshifting!

I tried all your advice at once and now I'm an ice-dragon ):

In all seriousness, just get on all fours and think about what your body would be like if you "were" a cat. Feel it. and wa la

Originally Posted by metcalfracing

In all seriousness, just get on all fours and think about what your body would be like if you "were" a cat. Feel it. and wa la

If you do this, call me.

Originally Posted by Kiza

I tried all your advice at once and now I'm an ice-dragon ):

You need to have happy time with a cat made of fire. It should reverse the effects.

Originally Posted by Kiza

I tried all your advice at once and now I'm an ice-dragon ):

I advise you form a telepathic relationship with a cat, using your new dragon skills. If you keep at it you will be able to switch forms with your companion, and then you run away.

Originally Posted by Kiza

I tried all your advice at once and now I'm an ice-dragon ):

And why is this not preferable to being a cat?

Originally Posted by Maverick

Shit... I've read that book.
It advices you to seek out aliens.

Well if you become a werecat by some impossible means then you will be able to transform into a cat whenever you want, and then change back. Just watch out for werewolves/dogs, possibly vampires, and Slayer, especially, Slayer.