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    1. 07-29-2009 01:32 AM #1
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      I'll let you bite my penis off

      Guy 1: Hey man, I hate my parents.
      Guy 2: Yeah parents are a drag. Can I bite your penis off?
      Guy 1: Sure, only if you kill my parents first.

      http://www.lep.co.uk/news/Son-39in-p...ill.5477291.jp
      This shit never happens to me
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    2. 07-29-2009 01:37 AM #2
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      That is very disturbing.
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    3. 07-29-2009 03:15 AM #3
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      HOLY SHIT THOSE WEIRD FUCKERS!
      they're furries!
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    4. 07-29-2009 03:46 AM #4
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      That is fucked up.
      I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.~Oscar Wilde
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    5. 07-29-2009 04:24 AM #5
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      wow, wow wow wow....
      :3 :3 :3
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      MODEST MOUSE <3
      Fell free to laugh about my music taste lol
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    6. 07-29-2009 05:14 AM #6
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      ...what
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    7. 07-29-2009 06:11 AM #7
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      Unrelated, but something someone showed me today-
      http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/842...mch=newsletter

      ...apparently ate the child's brain and some other body parts.

      She also tore his face off, chewed off three of his toes and decapitated the infant before stabbing herself.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
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    8. 07-29-2009 11:24 PM #8
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      sxephil and Fluffee has told me both those things.. with style.
      Last edited by hellohihello; 07-30-2009 at 07:01 AM.
      if you can read this then you are about to be punched
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    9. 07-30-2009 03:03 PM #9
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      Was anyone else not surprised to find out that these fucks are furries? I mean seriously.
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    10. 07-30-2009 04:41 PM #10
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      The couple went downstairs to find a police officer on the doorstep, who had responded to Mrs Monks' 999 call.
      Don't call 911, call 999!
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    11. 07-31-2009 10:51 PM #11
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      WTF?
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    12. 08-02-2009 05:32 PM #12
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      Quote Originally Posted by Fableflame View Post
      I'll let you bite my penis off
      No thank you.
      April Ryan is my friend,
      Every sorrow she can mend.
      When i visit her dark realm,
      Does it simply overwhelm.
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