Thread: Fuck Axe Shower Gel

My brother uses Axe everything from the original body spray to the shampoo and the body wash and conditioner and hair styling products.
I don't know why, most of it smell disgusting and is shitty product.

Anyway, I usually shower downstairs, but my sister was in there so I went upstairs to take a shower and none of my soaps or anything were there(I can't use a soap I think or know someone else has used, cause of sanitary issues I have) so I grabbed his shower gel off the shelf and got to work.

About thirty seconds after I finish lather my entire body, I start to feel a slight tingle. "Oh hey, this feels kinda cool!" It felt like the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth.

I rinse off and about thirty seconds later the tingle wears off of everywhere except my junk.

Now it's starting to burn.

It's starting to burn really bad.

I grab the bottle and check it... Turns out it's got some kind of fucking mint in it. It felt like I had just rubbed Icy Hot on my junk. It was terrible.

Why the fuck would they make a product like that?

Maybe there are people that get off on that kinda thing?

I've used axe shower gel and never felt anything like that.

Yeah, my Axe shower gel doesn't do that. Haha, maybe that one isn't meant to go on your junk.... Mine smells delicious, like a sweet but not too overpowering almost but not quite chocolate-y smell. I love it. I also use the spray, but I don't really care for the scent, it's just strong enough to cover certain other scents....

ElisD, you have so many issues

Originally Posted by Fableflame

I've used axe shower gel and never felt anything like that.

It's a specific version called "Shock". I don't understand it.

Originally Posted by Marvo

ElisD, you have so many issues

Haha, yeah, I really do.

any shower gel with a media campaign that strong should be avoided.

I keep using Axe products and expecting to turn into a big time ladies' man. It does do that, as proven by video footage shown in the commercials. I am just wondering how many more years it will be before that effect starts happening.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

My brother uses Axe everything from the original body spray to the shampoo and the body wash and conditioner and hair styling products.
I don't know why, most of it smell disgusting and is shitty product.

Anyway, I usually shower downstairs, but my sister was in there so I went upstairs to take a shower and none of my soaps or anything were there(I can't use a soap I think or know someone else has used, cause of sanitary issues I have) so I grabbed his shower gel off the shelf and got to work.

About thirty seconds after I finish lather my entire body, I start to feel a slight tingle. "Oh hey, this feels kinda cool!" It felt like the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth.

I rinse off and about thirty seconds later the tingle wears off of everywhere except my junk.

Now it's starting to burn.

It's starting to burn really bad.

I grab the bottle and check it... Turns out it's got some kind of fucking mint in it. It felt like I had just rubbed Icy Hot on my junk. It was terrible.

Why the fuck would they make a product like that?

Don't be surprised if you start peeling down there.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

My brother uses Axe everything from the original body spray to the shampoo and the body wash and conditioner and hair styling products.
I don't know why, most of it smell disgusting and is shitty product.

Anyway, I usually shower downstairs, but my sister was in there so I went upstairs to take a shower and none of my soaps or anything were there(I can't use a soap I think or know someone else has used, cause of sanitary issues I have) so I grabbed his shower gel off the shelf and got to work.

About thirty seconds after I finish lather my entire body, I start to feel a slight tingle. "Oh hey, this feels kinda cool!" It felt like the way your mouth feels after you brush your teeth.

I rinse off and about thirty seconds later the tingle wears off of everywhere except my junk.

Now it's starting to burn.

It's starting to burn really bad.

I grab the bottle and check it... Turns out it's got some kind of fucking mint in it. It felt like I had just rubbed Icy Hot on my junk. It was terrible.

Why the fuck would they make a product like that?

I use axe shower gel, it's amazing. However, - the product is not designed for males with penises under 3 inches in length. The coating over the penis is just not as thick and durable as "more endowed" penises are and therefore the chemicals tend to go straight through and burns the genital area. Lesson learned.

You know I'm messing with you bro xD. It shouldn't be burning like you described...hm...next time (though I doubt there will be a next time), switch the shower water to straight cold and let it pour on your junk until the burning feeling ceases.