Late night, I make some noise out back. I rummage through garbage, and it's walking out of its house.

It approaches me, so I hiss at it. It doesn't get the message, so I try pacing around him, plain raccoon for "Hey, dude, you're in my bubble."

BAM!

It hit me in the face with a daito! Bastard.

(For those who do not know what a daito is: )


Is this teh fail?

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