Super WTF Thread

**OpheliaBlue** · 06-24-2009 03:42 PM

ahhh.. 2 cocks plus oil

**tommo** · 06-25-2009 04:28 AM

"Suck my enchanted ball sack" OMG LMAO

For some reason when that guy says "dragon's Lair 2" but pronounces it "dragon's layer 2" It pissed me off way too much. WTF?

**Universal Mind** · 06-26-2009 04:13 AM

Courtesy of Grasshoppa, Jeff Golbum is Dead thread

**grasshoppa** · 06-26-2009 07:08 AM

I'd like to dig into that ass.

**tommo** · 06-26-2009 07:36 AM

photoshop.com

**ElsiaStar** · 06-27-2009 04:00 AM

**tommo** · 06-27-2009 04:47 AM

OMFG LMAO!

**whiteshiranui** · 06-27-2009 08:50 AM

the pole vault one looks fun as hell, lol

**whiteshiranui** · 06-27-2009 08:51 AM

the pole vault one looks fun as hell, lol

**Universal Mind** · 06-27-2009 11:00 AM

ElsiaStar's post...

**oniman7** · 06-28-2009 03:43 AM

Watch this commercial I saw on "World's Funniest Commercials". Now, I now Slayer said we're not allowed to show shockers or screamers (I'm still not sure if that's a rule.). However, I'm going to let you know that it is and put it in a spoiler. I hope that makes it OK.

Spoiler for screamer:

**slayer** · 06-28-2009 04:15 AM

Thank you for putting it in a spoiler! I didn't watch it though...but I remember seeing this foriegn car commercial where it starts off all nice and stuff, showing off the car that's driving along a valley or whatever, then the camera is ontop of a hill and right before the commercial is over with...BAM this scary zombie looking guy pops up and scares the crap out of you...

**oniman7** · 06-28-2009 04:17 AM

That's one of the variants for the same brand that's being advertised. And then it fades to a black screen that says "You've never been so awake". It's an advertisement for a caffeine drink.

**tommo** · 06-28-2009 05:20 AM

Ah yeah I've seen that car one too.
Kind of defeated the purpose of the screamer putting it in a spoiler though lol

**oniman7** · 06-28-2009 05:21 AM

Yeah, but I kind of had to do it. Did you watch the video?

**Man of Shred** · 06-28-2009 07:21 AM

Drunk J-girl uses measuring tape to measure her hair. I lolled.

Edit: even better. J-girl farts.

**guitarboy** · 06-28-2009 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by slayer

Thank you for putting it in a spoiler! I didn't watch it though...but I remember seeing this foriegn car commercial where it starts off all nice and stuff, showing off the car that's driving along a valley or whatever, then the camera is ontop of a hill and right before the commercial is over with...BAM this scary zombie looking guy pops up and scares the crap out of you...

I laughed at that one.
One night, a couple of my friends and I had contests with excruciatingly long screamers, where you get really relaxed, then about 7 minutes through a scary as fucked up the ass image eye rapes you.
What a night.

**tommo** · 06-28-2009 11:28 AM

What was the contest? To not jump?

**tommo** · 06-29-2009 04:18 AM

**Universal Mind** · 07-08-2009 05:50 AM

**hellohihello** · 07-09-2009 09:31 PM

Magic Tits!

Man Boobs

**OpheliaBlue** · 07-10-2009 02:55 AM

oh god

and Herb Alpert was just seriously raped up the arse

**Keresztanya** · 07-10-2009 03:01 AM

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

uglypeople.com?

You go to that site? WTF

**The Invisible Man** · 07-10-2009 05:55 AM

Originally Posted by slayer

Thank you for putting it in a spoiler! I didn't watch it though...but I remember seeing this foriegn car commercial where it starts off all nice and stuff, showing off the car that's driving along a valley or whatever, then the camera is ontop of a hill and right before the commercial is over with...BAM this scary zombie looking guy pops up and scares the crap out of you...

I ripped/edited/re-posted that for my teacher who has a fear of squirrels. EPIC WIN!