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All your facepalm are belong to us.
All your Enterprise are belong to us.
Here's an old internet favorite of mine from back in the day...
Nipples
by Alex Cabrera
I awoke this morning and noted that I had nipples.
Nipples.
Strange, I thought to myself, why would a man have nipples?
What use are they?
Then it occurred to me -- nipples are for smashing.
So I took off my shirt, stretched around a bit, then ran straight
into my door, nipples first.
My nipples hit the frame and shook it to its very core.
That door fears my nipples.
For my nipples are for smashing
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Originally Posted by The Cusp
That was AWESOME-O!
Lol, that's hilarious!
A historic WTF (awesome musical performance too):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Jvy...e=channel_page
BOOBS. I saw them
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Originally Posted by Universal Mind
LOL Universal. Jefferson Airplane VS the Hells Angels!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJJL5dxgVaM Absolutely hilarious. It's censored because it had to go on TV, but they kindly left the start and end of the word un-censored, so you can make out most of what they say.
I don't know whether this thread has any general flow and by posting something off-topic I'll fuck it up, but I fucking love your sig Oniman.
Thanks. People had been telling me I should change my signature, so I broke down and did it. Glad I did. Apparently a lot of people like The Hitchiker's Guide To the Galaxy
haha when copy girl says 'poop'
So did Jefferson Airplane hire the Hells Angels as bouncers at that concert wtf?!
Although, now that I'm typing it out, I kinda remember something about it.
It was the Altamont Festival of 1969. Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane used the word "we" when talking about hiring the Hell's Angels to work security, but I think it was Mick Jagger or Keith Richards who made the actual deal. The festival is known for the Jefferson Airplane incident but even more famous for the fact that the Hell's Angels killed somebody when the Rolling Stones were playing. The Grateful Dead showed up to play soon after Marty Balin was knocked out. When they found out what happened, they decided to skip the festival and left. Even though the drunk bikers ruined the festival, they were still paid... in beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
Hey guys.
Guys.
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/11/21/gross.jpg
Click it. I dare you.
*Click*
How do you cook with sea men?
???
no-name - Lol everything about that post was just, good....
Dunno about you guys, I've never eaten mine but mine has never been neglected as a food....Quote:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
Oh.... oh god....
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We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook
My boyfriend says the same thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
HAHAaaa:
"Soylent White [ No Rating ] 8 Mar 2009
by Ryan House
IT'S BABIES!!! NATURAL HARVEST IS BABIES!!!!!!"
WTF!!!
I still prefer Mike Oldfield's album "Guitars", where every sound on the album is made with guitars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Shred
The guitar sounds are pretty good lol
But the moon walk is a definite wtf, or maybe it's just shit. I dunno any more.
yummuyQuote:
My boyfriend says the same thing!
LOL 14 minutes of WTF Seriously, wait for the swine flu part. you will LOL
http://www.forbezdvd.com/cod.php?v=Mjg3MA