Have you ever been chased by a dog?

[Dreamhope11]

So i was walking home (as you do) And was about to head up this dark alley to reach my house, as i was about half way i heard a wierd noise and turned around, and to my horror there was a horrible looking big dog, i turned around and started to walk away quite fast, then i turned and saw the dog give chase, fearing it might be rabid i legged it, i could actually hear the dog panting and it was so close to bitting my ankle, this dog wanted to bite me, i was thinking whether i should turn around suddenely and kick it around the face, i chickened out and just ran to my house, there are about 30 steps up to my front door so i ran up 3 steps at a time, my hands where shaky becuase of the adreneline and i was finding it ver hard to get the dam key in the door. Seriously as soon as i slammed the door behind me the dog was right there, if i was a couple of seconds slower it would have bittten me, it was looking through the cat flap so i locked it. It headed off down the stairs and had a crap at the bottom stair!!! WTF

[Kushna Mufeed]

Never ever run AWAY from a dog. It's the stupidest thing you can do because it WILL chase you. If anything, run AT it.

[Wolfsbane]

And was about to head up this dark alley What part of that sounded like a good idea? It headed off down the stairs and had a crap at the bottom stair!!! WTF lolz. it added insult to injury. At least you got away safely. I've never been chased by one, but one knocked me over when I was 6. I have no fuckin clue why, but my friend's (big) golden lab just randomly decided to charge at me and jump. It's not like I had anything tasty in my pockets. From then on, I hated that thing. I was a little bit glad when he died. After that happened, my dad asked if I knew that you're supposed to turn sideways so they can't take you down. Run at it? Never thought of that. Makes sense, though. When you're on a motorcycle, you're supposed to slow down when you see an approaching dog. When it gets closer to you, speed off. That's what the booklet said, anyway. Thankfully I've never had that problem.

[Dreamhope11]

I have no choice to go up the alley because it's the only way to get to my house, and because it's winter it gets dark early so it's all dark D:

[Marvo]

If it's a big black void, how could you even see the dog? I think you're insane mister.

[Dreamhope11]

If it's a big black void, how could you even see the dog? I think you're insane mister. Because the entrance to the alley has a streetlamp by it, which shines orangey, about half way up it gets darker and darker untill you get near the exit, most of it has trees and bushes around it.

[Marvo]

Oh, so you were lying in the other posts? Lying on the internet is a serious offence.

[Dreamhope11]

Oh come on lol, do you want me to make a nice picture with stick people and diagrams, the alley is dark and thats that! Apart from the entrance =p

[Marvo]

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black.

[Dreamhope11]

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black. Yellow stickman?

[mini0991]

I got chased by my neighbor's dogs, actually deliberately so they'd stop attacking my mother who went to put them back in the yard as a kind gesture. They knocked down my mother and started attacking her. I got them to run after me instead and I bolted for my fenced-in yard. My successful plan was to clear the stone wall at my other neighbor's house that the dogs couldn't jump over. When I got in the fence, they just jumped a lot at it and that gave my mother time to get in the house. I was so infuriated I wanted those dogs put down and the neighbors sued, but my parents "didn't want to start trouble."

[panta-rei]

I wasn't really chased by a dog, but one tried to attack me... I was in a park near my house, and a dog come out of nowhere. It was just standing there, looking at me. I bent down and tried to be eye level with it. I tried to tempt it over toward me. Instead it bared its teeth and ran at me. I didn't jump up and run, instead I grabbed its front legs and flipped it. It made the high pitched sound that dogs make, and ran off...

[Dizko]

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black.

[Snooze]

no they r blue and green

[Marvo]

Pfft, you just took a picture of a stickman and inverted it in MSPaint.

[Hera]

I was bitten by a dog I was at this b-day party at this restraunt, and there were these dogs just roming around. Every one had been playing with them so I thought it be cool to pet it and you know generally be nice to the dam thing. So as I was giving the demond dog strokes it got this werid look in it's eye so I was like "Okay. . . nice doggy I pushed it away and it just grabbed my right wrist. (found out I have a very girly scream) so I turned away and kicked it. So now I have lovely scars on my wrist . . .

[kichu]

You can't draw a stickman on a black background, since all stickmen are black. Pffffttt.......you guys are retards.

[Wolfsbane]

Oh, so you were lying in the other posts? Lying on the internet is a serious offence. Uh, yeah... I'm a 16-year-old blond supermodel, and I fix cars in my spare time... I'm definitely not a creepy old man who still lives in his parent's basement...

[Dizko]

Pffffttt.......you guys are retards. <3