Are you ugly?

[Jeff777]

If you're reading this then yes, you are physically unattractive. Vain beautiful people wouldn't be caught dead reading a thread like this. This thread just serves to validate your thoughts. 1. When you hear people laughing around you (no matter how far away they are) 9/10 chance it's about you. 2. When you hear people whispering around you (no matter how far they are) 10/10 chance it's about you 3. When you see people crying around you (no matter how far they are) 5/10 chance it's because they accidentally looked at your face to fast. 4. When you see someone smiling that passes you, 10/10 chance they just thought of a mean joke involving you. 5. If you see someone that looks at you then darts their eyes away, 7/10 chance that their eyes began hurting and thus had to look at something else. 6. If you see someone staring at you 9/10 chance that means they are doing so because they are wanting to commit suicide and know the fastest way to death is by looking at you. So if you've ever heard and/or seen people laughing around you, whispering around you, crying around you, smiling at you or darting their eyes from you...it means you suffer from a sever case of uglitis. We're very sorry but there is no cure. For comical purposes only, I hope this doesn't cripple anyone's self-esteem. =/