i'm gonna start out with a nice big, 'DAMNIT'

what the fuck is wrong with this world? oh - my - god. are we all really this fucking stupid? we can make missiles that will fly three thousand miles over open water, into someone's window, and further-more take off their head while they are sitting on the crapper, yet we are running around with our heads stuck up our asses and our muffled voices screaming about GAS PRICES. you mean to tell me there's not one mother fucker out there bright enough to figure out how to efficiently power a car with a renewable resource? and this is just the very beginning of the bullshit. the american government seeks to fuck your rights in the ass with a twenty two inch dildo and we are fucking begging for it. Us americans apparently feel empty with out either a big mac or a pound of fake political bullshit stuffing our ignorant faces. i'm so fucking pissed at this world, myself included. What are we doing to ourselves? why? why, why, why?
our money is based on the absence of money, which is why inflation exists. a graph of inflation over the past one hundred years looks like this

click it bitch [if anyone can find a better graph feel free to do so. i'm on a role and can't be bothered with these details]
that implies exponential growth. the standard of living is rising at about half the rate of inflation. crunch some fucking numbers, and have a fucking heart attack. yes we're really that screwed.

the economy is fucking dying, and it's starting with the economic powerhouse. that's some backward ass scary, scary shit.

earth is slowly baking it self thanks to all of the asshole hillbillies with the cats cut of their mufflers cause it "sounds cool". i'm a fucking musician and i think that's retarded.

it's the year 2008 yet it still matters whether or not you're black when you run for president. FUCK YOU IGNORANT RACIST HICKS. GO DIE. IMMEDIATELY. i'm white and i still think it's fucked up.

however the other fucked up part is that there are black colleges, black scholarships, black unions. yeah you were enslaved 200 years ago. yeah i went there. if you want true equality and not just a better civil climate for yourselves you will make the effort for TRUE equality. did we not as a nation decide that this separate but equal crap is bullshit?

we knowingly elected a dumbass for president. TWICE. even worse it isn't the first time we've done this.

we have millions of people dying over religions which supposedly promote peace and love. yay religion but FOR GOD'S SAKE, when do we figure out that other people can think and might actually have different beliefs than ours. */me GASPS!!!

not conforming is considered a fucking sin. fuck that. fuck me. fuck you. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

FUCK.

i'm not even close to through.

in american elections, independent candidates are frequently denied the opportunity to even appear on certain state ballots after spending millions of dollars on campaigning. we are fucking retarded to think that a bi-partisan political system which was only designed to support one system can account for the beliefs of one the most widely varied populations in the world. our entire system is fucked from the ground up. they we're fucking awesome idea's 250 years ago but now, we need reform out of the bung-hole.

i love tribal music.

does anyone notice that getting pregnant has become a fucking fad? yeah over crowding is major problem with not one moral solution.

hey let's legalize the murder of fetuses.

hey let's bash on gay's cause they're different.

let's bash on obama cause he's a fucking "muslim" who attends a christian church.

let's bash Islam because the Koran supposedly says that all non-followers should die right? have you fucking read it? no? really?

and as we bash their religion because of some radicals that killed some people, let's find a really good place to hide our pointy white masks and charred crosses.

fuck it. i hate us all.

[thanks DV i really needed that.]