Hello everyone, I am spockman, the Twi-lek dietous being.
Let me inform you of my regualtions...
Rule number Eins (Phonetically spelled...): Twi-leks are not Askajians. Refer to rule #4.
Rule number Svy: We do not speak about Bib Fortuna...or the new trilogy.
Rule number Dry: I know more about twi-leks than you do, unless I don't.
Rule number Fee-a: Twi-leks are NOT Askajians. Refer to rule #1.
Rule number Foomf: Only certain people are allowed to use the Cat Emote in flash chat in Slayer's room "Slayer's Cat Girl room." (That rule I actually agree with. Give him that much respect.)
Rule number Zecks: Wookies are something we do not talk about. Togruta, Anzati are okay. Crazy convention conchitas with crappy twilek costumes are the ones that we do not speak of. They are just plain odd... (Google them if you feel the, need but I warn you, they are odd!)
Rule number see-ben: NO TWI-LEK NUDE IMAGES! Keep things tidy. If you wish to post Twi-leks unless it's a special event (birthday, holiday, etc.), cite your source. It's not nice if you don't give credit and recognition.
Rule number Ockt: Post not about me things that know you for sure not... Say not that have things I do. Others nicely treat as well... Not mean are we.
Rule number Noin: Do not post stupid pictures. Basically, don't be a jack ***.
Every Saturday or Tuesday, (whichever I feel like,) I will post TWO twi-leks in this thread. (This goes by Sitka time, too.)
When we say "Twi-leks" in this thread, we mean natives of or those who's heritige is native of plante Ryloth. Suta-senran is Japanese for Star Wars. Just thought you would like to know that.
That is it for the present.
If there are any oppositions, you will be foot in the shot.
Do I have any other believers?
If you are a believer, than I ask much less of you then other's might ask of you to be a fllower of some 'other' doctorine's which I shall not mention. Just insert an asterisk * fllowed by a period . at some place in your signature. "Slayer is the Cat God, and I am a follower." in your signature.
Ryloth (Twi-lek home world)
You do not live here. I can tell, because no wi-fi signal is that strong to reach dreamviews if you did. There is no way for you to get here. Unless you find a lightspeed ship and enter a wormhole.
If you can, then be my geust. Because anyone cool enough to have a lightspeed ship would probably p0wn me if I tried to stop them anyway.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to other threads in S/B is purely coincidental. This is not at all a ploy to rally more followers than someone else who has proven faulty leadership to make a point. Not in any way, shape, or form!
