Country cowboy songs

Everyone, psst, psst, you're invited to write poetry from the point of view of a retarded cowboy from the time when they actually existed =P.

T'aint no fool from down the Chisholm trail.
S' a bull from the time he finishes his red-eye.
Drink it down my friend.
The bogged cattle are down there, screaming like they in hell!
The skies dump the rain down hard on life.
Boy I sure do wish this drive would come to an end.

Or something, reach into the dialect of them there old cow boys.