Thread: Doing it with God

Hey wouldn't it be weird if god (for those of you who believe or not or whatever in a god or gods), if he was like the roman or greek one, I forget, Zues/Jupiter whichever, and came down to earth disguised as a human, either male or female, from time to time, just to get laid. Haha, I may have slept with god. Or perhaps just seriously made out with him/her. Freaky thought....

Yeah Zeus was a dirty pimp

This needs to be a philosophy thread heheheh...

Reminds me of one time at a party, there was this dude with a mullet, wearing a football jersey (kinda out of place--most people at the party were writers and/or college radio kids), and he was hitting on someone. My friend saw him and said, "Man, what if that's God's woman?" This lead to a lengthy discussion of the consequences of mullet-man hitting on God's woman. Another friend concluded that existance is an elaborate practical joke. Did I mention we were tripping? Did I need to?

Err, in norse mythology, "Odin" did that alot, and I bet the other gods too

Zeus liked to turn himself into cows and birds and things and make babies with the mortals, after which his wife, Hera, would come around to make the mortals' lives a living hell, since she couldn't get back at Zeus directly. Ovid's "Metamorphoses" is full of that stuff.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Or perhaps just seriously made out with him/her.

Hahaha! This made me laugh for some reason...

This brings an interesting question, if you had to choose a person from the board who you thought was God, who would it be?

PRE NOTE: I'm not a big biblical person.

You have secured a spot in hell lol

POST NOTE: I'm not a big biblical person.

HAHAHAHAHA

However I do not believe that God would do such a think, he himself would not break his own rules.

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Or perhaps just seriously made out with him/her.

Hahaha! This made me laugh for some reason...

This brings an interesting question, if you had to choose a person from the board who you thought was God, who would it be?[/b]

The DV Gods are as follows:

Paperdoll
myself
Kanji
and pOOp

One of the above could be the devil though.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
pOOp

That's the god responsible for letting the world go to the dogs.

makes me think of a lot of people... Here's some:

Gods:

Icedawg
Ophelia
CT
Techboy
Kaniaz
PAPERDOLL (she is teh owningness)

Devil:

p00p

what about padfoot?

he'd just be the jester to the king of england...

LOL!! some great ideas!!! but i think icedawg is our creator....

I had Icedawg down!

You mean you got down with icedawg? Who is in turn the DV god. Woah, the letters on my screen just tilted.

Originally posted by Death&#045;Wuad
Woah, the letters on my screen just tilted.

*laughs*

No Death-Wuad, I didn't get it down with Icedawg but I'm suspecting someone else did...

what kind of sex do you think God would like? he's probably into domination, he loves the whips and leather masks.

Originally posted by Finde

Devil:

p00p

fuck

wow. you guys have the weirdest thoughts.

thats just ophelia.

...

What if you're a god disguised as a human though, and you just don't know it till your dead and go up there with all the other godly dudes and dudettes Oh, and that would probably make you the best piece of meat on the block

Originally posted by Bornslip
What if you're a god disguised as a human though, and you just don't know it till your dead and go up there with all the other godly dudes and dudettes Oh, and that would probably make you the best piece of meat on the block

And then you'd get to join the elite holy harem.

Originally posted by Taosaur
Zeus liked to turn himself into cows and birds and things and make babies with the mortals.

Haha, you know how funny that sounds.

i was shroomin once and thought god was always in my room cuz i was a semi-god of some sort, boy was i out of it that day.