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09-06-2004 03:21 AM #1Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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Doing it with God
Hey wouldn't it be weird if god (for those of you who believe or not or whatever in a god or gods), if he was like the roman or greek one, I forget, Zues/Jupiter whichever, and came down to earth disguised as a human, either male or female, from time to time, just to get laid. Haha, I may have slept with god. Or perhaps just seriously made out with him/her. Freaky thought....
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09-06-2004 03:23 AM #2Member
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In this crazy world if they don't consider you mad, then you have no confirmation of your own sanity, do you?
Imagine if this crazy world thought you were sane?! Oh my God, worst nightmare!
-David Icke
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09-06-2004 03:49 AM #3widdershins modality Achievements:
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This needs to be a philosophy thread heheheh...
Reminds me of one time at a party, there was this dude with a mullet, wearing a football jersey (kinda out of place--most people at the party were writers and/or college radio kids), and he was hitting on someone. My friend saw him and said, "Man, what if that's God's woman?" This lead to a lengthy discussion of the consequences of mullet-man hitting on God's woman. Another friend concluded that existance is an elaborate practical joke. Did I mention we were tripping? Did I need to?If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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09-06-2004 05:08 AM #4Member
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Err, in norse mythology, "Odin" did that alot, and I bet the other gods too
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09-06-2004 06:03 AM #5widdershins modality Achievements:
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Zeus liked to turn himself into cows and birds and things and make babies with the mortals, after which his wife, Hera, would come around to make the mortals' lives a living hell, since she couldn't get back at Zeus directly. Ovid's "Metamorphoses" is full of that stuff.
If you have a sense of caring for others, you will manifest a kind of inner strength in spite of your own difficulties and problems. With this strength, your own problems will seem less significant and bothersome to you. By going beyond your own problems and taking care of others, you gain inner strength, self-confidence, courage, and a greater sense of calm.Dalai Lama
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09-06-2004 02:58 PM #6Member
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Re: Doing it with God
Hahaha! This made me laugh for some reason...Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Or perhaps just seriously made out with him/her.
This brings an interesting question, if you had to choose a person from the board who you thought was God, who would it be?If I hadn't made me
I'd be more inclined to bow
Powers that be would have swallowed me up
But that's more than I can allow...
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09-06-2004 04:55 PM #7Member
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PRE NOTE: I'm not a big biblical person.
You have secured a spot in hell lol
POST NOTE: I'm not a big biblical person.
HAHAHAHAHA
However I do not believe that God would do such a think, he himself would not break his own rules.
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09-06-2004 05:57 PM #8Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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Re: Doing it with God
The DV Gods are as follows:Originally posted by Truthbutter+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbutter)</div><!--QuoteBegin-OpheliaBlueHahaha! This made me laugh for some reason...Or perhaps just seriously made out with him/her.
This brings an interesting question, if you had to choose a person from the board who you thought was God, who would it be?[/b]
Paperdoll
myself
Kanji
and pOOp
One of the above could be the devil though.
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09-06-2004 06:17 PM #9Member
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Re: Doing it with God
That's the god responsible for letting the world go to the dogs.Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
pOOp
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09-06-2004 06:41 PM #10Member
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makes me think of a lot of people... Here's some:
Gods:
Icedawg
Ophelia
CT
Techboy
Kaniaz
PAPERDOLL (she is teh owningness)
Devil:
p00pRaised by: Ffx-Dreamz and readopted by Ophelia
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09-06-2004 10:26 PM #11Member
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what about padfoot?
Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard
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09-06-2004 10:30 PM #12Member
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he'd just be the jester to the king of england...
Raised by: Ffx-Dreamz and readopted by Ophelia
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09-06-2004 11:12 PM #13Member
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LOL!! some great ideas!!! but i think icedawg is our creator....
[color=#993399]Paint your dreams...[/[size=4]color]
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09-07-2004 06:06 PM #14Member
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I had Icedawg down!
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09-07-2004 09:22 PM #15Member
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You mean you got down with icedawg? Who is in turn the DV god. Woah, the letters on my screen just tilted.
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09-07-2004 09:23 PM #16explore
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*laughs*Originally posted by Death-Wuad
Woah, the letters on my screen just tilted.[22:59] <Kaniaz> You basically did a massive shit on the rug of this IRC
[22:59] <Kaniaz> And called it a message
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09-07-2004 10:25 PM #17Member
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No Death-Wuad, I didn't get it down with Icedawg but I'm suspecting someone else did...
Raised by: Ffx-Dreamz and readopted by Ophelia
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10-13-2004 03:28 AM #18Member
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what kind of sex do you think God would like? he's probably into domination, he loves the whips and leather masks.
fight war, not wars, destroy power, not people
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10-14-2004 04:29 AM #19Colloquial
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fuckOriginally posted by Finde
Devil:
p00p
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10-15-2004 01:59 AM #20Member
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wow. you guys have the weirdest thoughts.
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10-15-2004 02:09 AM #21Member
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thats just ophelia.
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10-17-2004 05:47 PM #22Member
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What if you're a god disguised as a human though, and you just don't know it till your dead and go up there with all the other godly dudes and dudettes
Oh, and that would probably make you the best piece of meat on the block
You look like me, but you talk like a stranger...
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10-17-2004 08:36 PM #23Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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And then you'd get to join the elite holy harem.Originally posted by Bornslip
What if you're a god disguised as a human though, and you just don't know it till your dead and go up there with all the other godly dudes and dudettes Oh, and that would probably make you the best piece of meat on the block
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10-17-2004 09:07 PM #24Member
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Haha, you know how funny that sounds.Originally posted by Taosaur
Zeus liked to turn himself into cows and birds and things and make babies with the mortals.
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10-18-2004 04:00 AM #25Member
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i was shroomin once and thought god was always in my room cuz i was a semi-god of some sort, boy was i out of it that day.
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