There is a roache or something on my face and I can't see it in the mirror but when I sit down and start typing it scurries accross my glasses... |
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There is a roache or something on my face and I can't see it in the mirror but when I sit down and start typing it scurries accross my glasses... |
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Ah, yes, the dreaded Australian Parasitic Face Bug. Such an infestation is always terminal if left untreated for too long. The good news is that glasses scurrying is a sign that the parasitation is in its early stages. It will require a routine craniumectomy to remove, which I can perform on you with my pumpkin carving set. |
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It is just a baby bug...I can't find it but it actually does keep crawling accross my lenses...and it is quite annoying. |
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Catch it in your eyelashes Aeon Flux style. |
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Try a shotgun. |
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