I'm dying of the cake disease....

[theSheep]

I've eaten so much cake within the last couple of days. My doctor says it's likely I will pass out and die if I eat anymore cake, but it's sooo good. Should I stop eating cake?

[poog]

is this a rhetorical question? death-by-cake is probably the only way I would want to go! but don't base your decision on just me, heh heh by the way... any specific flavor of cake that you're eating?

[theSheep]

any specific flavor of cake that you're eating? If you ever had a jos. louis style, and you turned it into a cake and put icing on top, you would get my cake.

[slayer]

Are you guys insane?! THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[Dreamhope11]

You can't stop what you already started!

[kichu]

No, you should eat more! Look at this. It's a peanut butter bomb cake. You should eat it:

[poog]

Mmm... chocolate almond cake! Very delicious looking wedding cake! Amazing chocolate swirl cheesecake! Chocolate cake /w mint ice cream! Dr. Seuss cake!

[Licity]

But in the end, the cake wasn't a lie. It was real after all!

[slayer]

Here's the ingredients to make Portal's cake if you ever want to make one! One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. 3/4 cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. 3/4 cups butter or margarine. 1 2/3 cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour) Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped organic compounrs and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubard, sliced. 2/3 cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven presenatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. But seriosoully, don't make it...