Thread: I met a god.

"He really dislikes how disgusting humans are."

Are you not human? Or he just like you because you are..different?

Did this guy only approach you to tell you that he doesn't like your own species or does he have some sort of intention?

I think it is quite 'disgusting' how he can put forth a quite blatant remark like that and talk about the population of this planet in general. I know I am nothing special but I don't believe using terms like this to describe me is right.

Also please try not to correct my grammar when my sentence was already properly structured. At the time which you met this being he said he was a god, did he not?

Nice BS story. Does it make you feel good to make up little stories so that you can try and get people to care about you?
(Yes that was harsh but well deserved)

Originally Posted by U-mos

forgot about that status thing. they are who they are, I meet them and get to know them. If I never get to know them they are like famous people you hear form holywood. theres nothing really all that specal about them. you don't have to deal with them but for those who like to dabble in these fun interests will enjoy every little nugget. just like the people who are obsessed with actors.

Thats not quite how spirituality works. As far as I can see spiritual people aren't called to be interested in the details of another beings life but in how the universe works, how to be a better person, how to be at peace, etc.

Can he answer these things?

No offence, but you've been relatively incoherent thus far. You've also told us that this guy you take as a spiritual mentor was "stab stab mad" at you and "almost made me go pure evil".

My brother is an anglican vicar, if he threatened to stab someone or turn someone evil would he be a good rolemodel?

Hmm wow I know they say skunk is getting stronger these days but that is some mighty stuff you've been at!

GIVE ME SOME!!! lol

>> Do you have any proof? Any proof at all???

Sorry man, but you come accross as a little arrogant to say you first posted here asking for advice.

Wow, this is all so very funny to me...

Much Love.

So you start the thread by explaining how you met a God.
A few posts later, you know a few more..

Details are lacking.

Originally Posted by The Enterer

Serdyn? That asshole is going to ruin everything! I told him we were not supposed to reveal ourselves until 2012...

Uygito meutil hy takan getik ha ko... Wawatyn hy atika Serdyn, iuywuk hy utnos ka tuko 2012 ukebwas. Ukebwas!

*slaps The Enterer*

Tsk tsk, Serdyn, Hyukun, Tartaras hakaremni hy gata kaqqu ha -.-
Wy hy tygata ha 2008, gy ni ty 2012 takyhat???

(Gygla: Hagana responta hi Loygon)

(that dosn't mean anything. It's just a joke. Really. It's not like I'm trying to communicate with the other Gods through a secret language.)

Its seems I didn't make this clear enough. Cyrus is not a god. he is a demon. I do not care why he dislikes humans and frankly I don't care. Lets just say we are dirty monkeys and leave it at that.

Just so I make sure it is clear Serdyn, the god I know, thinks its pretty cool Here. We are pretty advanced for a civilization that dosen't use magic.

Originally Posted by benTENDO

"He really dislikes how disgusting humans are."

Are you not human? Or he just like you because you are..different?

Did this guy only approach you to tell you that he doesn't like your own species or does he have some sort of intention?

I think it is quite 'disgusting' how he can put forth a quite blatant remark like that and talk about the population of this planet in general. I know I am nothing special but I don't believe using terms like this to describe me is right.

Also please try not to correct my grammar when my sentence was already properly structured. At the time which you met this being he said he was a god, did he not?

Nice BS story. Does it make you feel good to make up little stories so that you can try and get people to care about you?
(Yes that was harsh but well deserved)

Well I am a bit specal every one who has inspected my energy says that its tastier than most humans.

Cyrus is fairly good natured. But he has a good point. Humans here rarely live more than 100 years. Ideally a human could live for about 1000 years but genetically speaking we are really bad off. Its probably a good thing that we are so technologically advanced with the physical material around us.

My interpersonal character flaws aside. Fact is I rarely lie and I would have no patience for babying a topic like this if it was a lie. Nor the trollish mind set to get shits and giggles form tricking people. I find no joy in this.

Originally Posted by apachama

Thats not quite how spirituality works. As far as I can see spiritual people aren't called to be interested in the details of another beings life but in how the universe works, how to be a better person, how to be at peace, etc.

Can he answer these things?

No offence, but you've been relatively incoherent thus far. You've also told us that this guy you take as a spiritual mentor was "stab stab mad" at you and "almost made me go pure evil".

My brother is an anglican vicar, if he threatened to stab someone or turn someone evil would he be a good rolemodel?

Now this is a more productive post. I personally believe that spiritual people that go about improving them selfs would do so no matter the medium they do so though. Its quite true, I'm not just talking out of my ass. It's quite possible to follow a destructive spirituality path.

Sigh, I hope this is the last time I have to say this. Cyrus is the one who became pissed at me. He is quite knowledgeable in the academic areas. Hes quite funny as well but my tendency to annoy people put me at risk of making him want to kill me.

Serdyn is a much more kind hearted guy. He even dislikes fighting to an extent. When shit hits the fan he is ready to do what needs to be done. As far as I can figure he has become more responsible these past few years. I do see him as a good roll model, but make no mistake, gods are not above human mentality.

so....if you met gods, why are you posting about it in a Lucid Dreaming forum. or in a forum at all.

I mean, if I met Gods, I wouldn't be posting about it in a forum. And I would think the gods would be mad at me if i did.....

but maybe its real......

Originally Posted by U-mos

Serdyn is his name, he has an avatar so he spends a lot of time around on earth. He is a Norse god, son of Loki and Verdande. I get to chat with him every once in a wile and the stuff he tells me about is very interesting. I love learning all the things he knows and setting the record strait on human lore.

I do need advice how to approach this more effectively. Dealt with a friend and learned a good approach. But here I want to see all the reactions at the core raw piece and see what variety of reactions I have to work with.

God is currently available for questions. (I have access of communication at the moment)

No way! I met a god too! His name is Billy. I like him very much. One thing, though, my god says your god is bullshit. Prove me wrong.

Originally Posted by weeedoodle

so....if you met gods, why are you posting about it in a Lucid Dreaming forum. or in a forum at all.

I mean, if I met Gods, I wouldn't be posting about it in a forum. And I would think the gods would be mad at me if i did.....

but maybe its real......

Its called spare time. just because I met a god dosen't mean I'm going to go on an amazing adventure. This is reality we are speaking about. its not going to work like what you see in a book. Any ways Serdyn didn't have any major disagreements with it.

Originally Posted by U-mos

Cause its fun? what kind of question is that?

I see no reason not to call him a god if he qualifies and ranks up with the other gods. unless you have some messed up definition of what a god is like the christens do.

What special characteristics has he exhibited that prompted you to define him as a god?

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

What special characteristics has he exhibited that prompted you to define him as a god?

He was shoved head first though the vagina of a goddess.

Originally Posted by U-mos

He was shoved head first though the vagina of a goddess.

/thread

Anyone responding is feeding the troll.

Originally Posted by gunnerzip

/thread

Anyone responding is feeding the troll.

Oh come on, it was quite the appropriate joke. I am quite tired of that question. Plus I got that joke form an intellectually advanced comic. If it will make you happy, I will go back and respond to the question appropriately. Not to mention that it is technically true.

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

What special characteristics has he exhibited that prompted you to define him as a god?

I haven't seen the extent of his power. Though I have had some interaction with him. Magic practice mostly. the most apparent was when he messed with my shields and that one time when he thunder bolted that jell imp. I had to take a shower after that.

I am quite skeptical about this, aside from the fact that i'm athiest, i just don't believe that what you consider god would be spending his time as a human. Also the fact that we haven't been a shred of proof about this, nor have we got a strait answer for any of our questions.

Originally Posted by berryman13

I am quite skeptical about this, aside from the fact that i'm athiest, i just don't believe that what you consider god would be spending his time as a human. Also the fact that we haven't been a shred of proof about this, nor have we got a strait answer for any of our questions.

His direct quote was "Eh, something to do." Personally I don't see why he wouldn't. Proof is a difficult thing, he would have to do the equivalent of going to each and every one of your houses and punch you in the face. Any ways, he dosen't want the attention that proving his existence and godhood would create. So don't expect some sure fire proof that will make you "a believer."

last but not least. I haven't been giving strait answers because there hasn't been many strait questions. including the other thread on a different fourm with crazier people.

I am a god. I killed your god because he did not listen. He's not a true god or i would not have been able to kill him. I guess i am the only god in this world.

Originally Posted by LucidFlanders

I am a god. I killed your god because he did not listen. He's not a true god or i would not have been able to kill him. I guess i am the only god in this world.

I have no time for this obvious trolling. I've seen a better copy/paste before.

Come on! We need more details than this!

You're saying you met a God and a demon, and that you are able to communicate with them. Why are you not doing something about this?

Basically, you're going
"I met a God, a Demon, and they say I'm special aswell.
Any questions?"
That's just not enough, infact, if you really did, I think you should write a book or something !

Originally Posted by U-mos

I haven't seen the extent of his power. Though I have had some interaction with him. Magic practice mostly. the most apparent was when he messed with my shields and that one time when he thunder bolted that jell imp. I had to take a shower after that.

Few posts before that, you said:

Originally Posted by U-mos

Its called spare time. just because I met a god dosen't mean I'm going to go on an amazing adventure. This is reality we are speaking about. its not going to work like what you see in a book. Any ways Serdyn didn't have any major disagreements with it.

Oh yeah. Nothing interesting there. Not at all.
Yes. That is something you see in a book.

What you're speaking of is extremely interesting. Ever heard anyone say "That's too good to be true!" before? If something is too good and/or interesting, they won't believe it. So ofcourse, we don't believe this.
It's common sense that we don't believe this, so give some details and stories and stuff. It would be an interesting read.

Originally Posted by U-mos

I haven't seen the extent of his power. Though I have had some interaction with him. Magic practice mostly. the most apparent was when he messed with my shields and that one time when he thunder bolted that jell imp. I had to take a shower after that.

Ah. Magical practice. Now thats a language I can communicate in.

How did you see the fell imp? Through your third eye, inm the physical or while on an astral plane? What sort of psychic self-defence do you practice? Why was it necessary for him to mess with them?

These are a lot of questions, I apologise for the rudeness. But you said you wanted straightforward questions.

hmm... I suggest seeing a psychiatrist right away I'm sure he would be very interested to hear about your gods and deamons ^^

Originally Posted by The Enterer

You'll get nothing from me until the official press conference.

Well done agent Zorgon13. You shall be rewarded for your loyalty to the revolution.