Over the internet...Prove to me you aren't deaf. Go ahead try!
/sigh I love senseless banter.
also do you want to kill some zombies?
http://www.boxhead.seantcooper.com/B...ombieWars.aspx
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Over the internet...Prove to me you aren't deaf. Go ahead try!
/sigh I love senseless banter.
also do you want to kill some zombies?
http://www.boxhead.seantcooper.com/B...ombieWars.aspx
Im not deaf. Trust me on this.
Sorry doesn't work!
Next
I am blind, and I still know what you said. I made use of my Windows Narrator.
There I am not deaf!
In order for me to accept the conclusion I must first accept the premises which you used to derive it. I do not accept the premise that you are blind.
Well then there is no pleasing you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
I'm Helen Keller
Feel my Braille nipples
No one has accomplished it you're all weak.
Whoa whoa whoa, prove to me that we are all weak. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
You have all failed at proving things to me, thus you are all weak.
I bought new shoes today.
They are brown, have a heel and point at the toes.
They sing to me sometimes.
I guess that makes me undeaf.
I would love to prove to you that I am not deaf, but there is a big catch. Namely, that I actually am deaf.
Yes, I know I have shared some music I've written on these forums, but hey... if Beethoven can write deaf, why not me?
Yes, I know that some of that music has had me singing in it. You might wonder how I stayed on key. It's called Auto-tune, and it's the same technology that keeps the likes of Britney Spears from being thrown out of the studio.
Yes, I know I've expressed my opinion of trendy progressive rock music in some threads, but it really had more to do with the groovy album artwork than anything else.
So there it is... I am deaf. If you do not believe it, please prove I am lying.... once that is settled, we can address your original challenge.
Post your email, and I'll send you my personal ID, my DV password and a photocopy of the hearing test I just got done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
/shrug. Sindred wins.
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
I'd like to get at least partial credit for being clever enough to try to pass the buck... even if you didn't fall for it. ;)
Ok =P. You're the first to lose.
Technically it can't be proven, over the internet or in person, that any facet of consciousness does or doesn't exist. For example, if I tried to prove to you that I can see, I might devise an experiment involving written text or flash cards. But you can always say I had a series of lucky guesses or special insight. This, of course, all leads back to the issue of qualia and the Chinese Room.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qualia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room
Hello, I'm Solipsisism.
How can you be solopsisism?
Damn that is a hard word to spell.
the cow says mooQuote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
http://www.babyminestore.com/Product...Says%20Moo.jpg
Eew...ish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
I am not deaf because I hear things.
"Well," you may argue, "maybe you are deaf and your brain is making up the sounds."
But if I were deaf I would have never heard a sound before and my brain would have no idea what type of thing to produce an illusion of.
"But," you may inquire, "what if your brain produced something entirely random, and you considered it to be a sound because you had no idea regarding the nature of a sound because you are deaf."
That would be true, if I were human. :)
This song fuckin sucks.
No silly the point is to prove to me you're not deaf over the internet. If I were to talk with you in real life while your eyes were closed then I could know you're not deaf.Quote:
Originally Posted by WakataDreamer
I'm not deaf, I just choose not to listen to people.
Argh, you casually invalidated my logic! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandform
what?
Exactly. :)
Whom?
Speak up!
Send me a sound file with... No, that could be invalidated if I learned to read the synthesizer track. Okay, send me a garbled voice recording, just clear enough that i can hear it but a voice-text translator will not work. But that could be done via another person... Webcam chat! play the garbled recording during a webcam chat. I will not be able to translate it actively if I'm waiting for someone else to translate then type it. That should work. (this is purely theoretical, as I do not have a webcam, but I have now devised a way that I could prove, without interference by a sound-text translator, either computerized or human, that I am not deaf. The only think left would be to prove that the person on the webcam is me, and that is not part of the test. I mean, each post this "JET73L" makes could, in fact, be written by a different person, referencing earlier posts made through this account.)
I would try if I wasn't actually deaf....
But I am also a liar.
This isn't what I wrote here. This post was not authored by myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by archdreamer