Thread: l just pwned a huge spider

So there it was on my bedroom wall staring at me, it was huge, i am scared shitless with my eyes glued to it. I threw a small bible at it but missed, i then got a plastic tub, sprayed the inside with lynx chocolate, i then trapped the spider inside and it eventually died, i went outside and threw the tub into the neighbours garden.

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

..I threw a small bible at it but missed....

Yes, that is awesome.

I trapped a disgustingly large spider under a glass and took a picture of it while my cat stared at it drooling. It was so gross. I should find it for you.

Here it is. Ewww......

Urrgghh it's horrible

Reminds me of when I was in high school, and I had a friend over to do homework. There was a huge wasp in my room. She tried to kill it with her Religious Believes book, but missed, then she tried with her Biology book, and managed to kill it.

Originally Posted by Luminous

Reminds me of when I was in high school, and I had a friend over to do homework. There was a huge wasp in my room. She tried to kill it with her Religious Believes book, but missed, then she tried with her Biology book, and managed to kill it.

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Dreamhope11

So there it was on my bedroom wall staring at me, it was huge, i am scared shitless with my eyes glued to it. I threw a small bible at it but missed, i then got a plastic tub, sprayed the inside with lynx chocolate, i then trapped the spider inside and it eventually died, i went outside and threw the tub into the neighbours garden.

Task 1 easily completed. Well done

Task 2: Flush yourself down a toilet and rid us of your stupidity! Good luck.

Originally Posted by harvey123456

Task 1 easily completed. Well done

Task 2: Flush yourself down a toilet and rid us of yout stupidity! Good luck.

Originally Posted by harvey123456

Task 2: Flush yourself down a toilet and rid us of yout stupidity! Good luck.

Originally Posted by harvey123456

yout stupidity!

Originally Posted by harvey123456

yout

Stupidity. Uhuh.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Stupidity. Uhuh.

It was a literary device.

More like an literary device.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

More like an literary device.

lol.

thank you :-)

i hate spiders too

I have nothing against spiders. I just get creeped out when they're on me. I have a fear of getting bitten by spiders. The same goes for bees and wasps, if they're near me, I don't care, but when they're on me, that's when I freak out.

That's the picture I posted in the I got pwned by a spider

It's called a Camel Spider. I think they are the biggest known spider.

They remind me of the baby aliens from the movie Alien, the ones that attach to your face.