Thread: Where do babys come from?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex

I remember my cousin telling me about when she taught sex ed, and one of the girls was worried that she was going to "poop the baby while she was on the toilet".....

Originally Posted by Halocuber

Where do babys come from?

See your sig.

I'm being completely serious here. I know that in the "complete" kama sutra they have writings over this topic but is there a collection specifically for homosexuals?

I put it in senseless because it is a funny question =)|-->|<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Qh3tWImXM

A kid asks his mother, "Where do babies come from?" The mother says, "The stork, of course," and the kid replies, "Then who fucks the stork?"

What is a babys?

how is babby formed?

Originally Posted by Marvo

how is babby formed?

I DONT KNOW!

jo mama

Originally Posted by Taosaur

jo mama

Damn you! That was going to be my line! :shakefist:

Originally Posted by Xox

See your sig.

My mommy block it =(

Originally Posted by Marvo

how is babby formed?

Ah, the times trolling yahoo answers... *sigh*

lol @ this pic from the wiki article:



My psych professor read us from a children's book that explained sex. It was really graphic - it talked about tingly feelings that get stronger and stronger until some white stuff called semen comes out of the man. I mean.. wow. But she read it to her kids who loved it and then later recited it verbatum to the grandmother!

Originally Posted by Halocuber

I DONT KNOW!

Solution to all your problems.

Apparently, a woman's womb is the most complex recycler on the planet whereby chewed chickens, cows, carrots, peas, water, etc. stir together to form a fabulous mixture of human being. God enjoys killing things so he can create more life....it makes perfect sense.

Originally Posted by bigusdickus

Apparently, a woman's womb is the most complex recycler on the planet whereby chewed chickens, cows, carrots, peas, water, etc. stir together to form a fabulous mixture of human being. God enjoys killing things so he can create more life....it makes perfect sense.

Obvious alt-account is obvious.

Obvious ban is obvious?

Am I doing this right?

Originally Posted by slayer

Obvious ban is obvious?

Am I doing this right?

Nope, I'm still here :3

Babys come from the internet, where typographical and grammatical/spelling errors abound. Babies, however, come from fertilized eggs that are kept in a favorable environment (in the case of humans, the mother's womb) long enough to mature to the point where they can survive in more adverse conditons, such as an open amosphere/hydrous system, with other objects all over the place. If you really want to be technical, babies come from whatever the previous developmental stage is called (I think it;s the stage right after the fetus)

Originally Posted by JET73L

Babys come from the internet, where typographical and grammatical/spelling errors abound. Babies, however, come from fertilized eggs that are kept in a favorable environment (in the case of humans, the mother's womb) long enough to mature to the point where they can survive in more adverse conditons, such as an open amosphere/hydrous system, with other objects all over the place. If you really want to be technical, babies come from whatever the previous developmental stage is called (I think it;s the stage right after the fetus)

Egg -> Zigote -> Fetus -> Baby

I think I missed the stage between zigote and fetus. Poly-something, if I remember correctly.

ATTENTION

Thank you , for your answers. But You were all wrong!!!! Since everybody was acting like this thread was joke so I had to go and get the info myself. So I went to the local store and look around and guess what??!! They do come from the store. So yea thx for giving me false info on where babys come from!!!! LOL babys come from sexually intercourse .... YEA RIGHT!!!

You all should be ashame of your self!!!

Originally Posted by Halocuber

You all should be ashame of your self!!!

You should be ashamed of that sentence.

Originally Posted by NeAvO

You should be ashamed of that sentence.

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