Thread: If you where the leader of the world...

I would put great effort into stopping war and suffering. If that means taking away people's freedom and beliefs then so be it. I will seek to genetically modify humans into the perfect organic machines and illegalise procreation from those with hereditary deficiencies. I will have complete control over the destiny of mankind, and any resistance shall be met with lead. Capital punishment will be legal and prisons shall be made worse in condition than homelessness. Most drugs will be legal except for seriously chronic things like heroin. Lucid dreaming shall become the preffered passtime with aid of brainwashing dream machines. Vegetarianism shall be encouraged for economical purposes but humans will be the prioritised species. There is no way of stopping the mass extinction, it was destined to happen. The panda is too weak. Pathogens will be wiped off the face of the planet, except for in labs for immunity reserch. A gigantic statue of Richard Dawkins shall be constructed on mount everest so that it's shadow looms over the planet at dawn. People must make the pilgrimage there at least once in their lifetimes to make offering of food to the great godless deity. Also, I will make it so that women do not have to have periods.

Originally Posted by slayer

I would require that every girl from ages 16+ to about 40 had to wear cat ears and tails first off...

Great idea for propaganda as well as personal enjoyment. It is well known that cats are atheists.

lol how are you gonna go about making women not have periods?

Originally Posted by guerilla

lol how are you gonna go about making women not have periods?

Science shall find a way

Wow guerilla, that sounds brilliant! If only it could become a reality.

What neko, my world?

i would begin the process of splitting the world back up into the countries it used to be

and restore the constitution of the United States to its original power

but, then its not a world government?

Originally Posted by Idolfan

Great idea for propaganda as well as personal enjoyment. It is well known that cats are atheists.

I don't think cats are atheists...but hey if they are then I'll start a whole new atheists religion and give it a new meaning!