Thread: If you where the leader of the world...

If I ruled the world: (not in any real order)

A) enviromental protection/wildlife replenishment
B) mass human culling to bring population to acceptable levels (I'd find a way, most likely starting at the death penalty for high crimes)
C) colonize/explore solar system
D) massive bio-tech research (aids/cancer cures, genetics, ect)
E) erect massive statue to self somewhere
F) stop that stupid mountain carving of Crazy Horse. That thing fucking annoys me. FINISH IT OR STOP ALREADY!

I'd establish a free egalitarian secular humanist laicist libertarian society instead of establishing eco-fascism as you plan to do.

Well... Let's see... A perfect world would have content and happy people, a clean environment and a safe society.

Therefore:
1) universal health care, with regular check-ups (both physically (this includes fitness and non-smoking) as well as psychologically)
2) more research into medical fields (think the cure for cancer, aids, etc.)
3) highly restrictive gun-laws
4) research and execution of plans regarding clean ways of transportation and green power
5) a better education and punishment systems in the schools
6) instructors for raising kids in the home-situation

There's probably a lot more I would do, but these are the only ones I can think of right now...

I'd force all people to go to school and get smarter, not just school like we know it today where you learn useless facts, but real school where you learn how to use your body and mind, and where you train both! If all the people get smarter and more conscious, then the rest will go automaticly ^^

I'd establish a strong military world government. I would kill everyone who wasn't involved in Science, Military, or construction. I would however give able bodied people a chance to enlist in one of the above areas. With the world's population severely reduced, we could concentrate our resources on research and development, in a massive, state of the art city called "Patrickopolis" where we would all live. Once finding the best possible source of energy on the planet, we would concentrate on making ourselves immune to disease. We would make artificial reproduction possible, and eliminate the drive for sex from our minds, replacing it with a drive for knowledge. Women would no longer be needed for reproduction, so they will be the next to go. We would be able to perfectly engineer our newborn children so that they were born readily intelligent, and super strong etc.. Then we would begin to merge ourselves with artificial parts - robot limbs, etc.. Our research would begin to show us how to evolve our brains, and extend our lives indefinitely in robot bodies. Eventually we would become a hive consciousness, mostly artificial, slightly biological, if at all. Our knowledge would be infinite. We would know if there is more to the universe.

Since there probably isn't, we would then all kill ourselves.

I would require that every girl from ages 16+ to about 40 had to wear cat ears and tails first off...

I would also make a clean world by using cars that ran on water.
I would build a strong army with the latest tech.
I would make much better schools with more hands on activities (even though I hate school)
I would build natural wildlife areas for animals to live with a No Hunting rule, and if any animal is considered endangered they would be immediatly sent to a special science lab where they would be breed or cloaned (only cloaned if they were healthy).

I would also require a thrown surrounded by cat-girl guards

I'm weird like that...

You may think it's weird but wearing the cat-girl ears and tail at those ages would show that you are legal for certain things. (like sex or whatever...)
It would also give people a good sign of what age their at without trying to pull a move on them and finding out their like 10 years older than them...

Maybe I could even go the extra step and make certain ages color coded like Ages 16-20 were white, 20-25 were green, 25-30 were red, 30-35 were purple, and 35-40 were black.

That would be awesome...also they would only be required to wear their cat stuff outside their homes. They would not be required to wear them inside their house or someone else's house (with permission).

If I were world leader, heres a few things I would immediately have done.

#1: Pack up every bomb, nuclear or not, every gun, every projectile weapon, and send it to the sun, to melt, don't ask me how.
#2: Destroy all knowledge of guns, bombs, nukes, weapons.
#3: Weapons of any form are made illegal, except for self-defense weapons such as tasers or hand weapons.
#4: My schools would teach people EVERYTHING from table manners, to government corruption, and how to stop corruption in government....etc

Also, gays, lesbians, bi's, transgenders would all be 100% accepted into society and allowed to marry whomever they choose. Transgenders also get free surgery and hormones from the government.

Any person caught harrassing a TG or bi/gay/les get immediate jail time no trial for 2 days. 2 days is short but, it will make you think twice about bothering a LGBT person.

I would also create something called, the drug doctor:

This doctor will supply any citizen with any drug known to man, for free, but there is a catch, the doctor chooses your dosages, and you must follow them...you don't want to od do you?

This would eliminate the black market, since free government pot or heroin would be available without any risk of dirty needles or shady dealers, or unpure drug.


Violence will be treated with the most urgency, all violence is illegal, wars are illegal, projectile weapons are illegal.

Anyone caught commiting any act of violence will be quarantined and determined wether they are fit to live in society or not, if not...prison for them.

speaking of prison, prisons are different in my world...no inmates are allowed to interact without guards around, inmates wear special bracelets that Taze them if they even think about commiting violence they get tazed and sent to their cell.

All inmates get their own shower, unlimited water, they get their own hobby kit...it includes hobbies they had in normal life, for them to bide time in prison.

Also, all inmates have a private psychologist to rehabilitate them..



Of course, none of this could probably happen but, let me dream

I would put great effort into stopping war and suffering. If that means taking away people's freedom and beliefs then so be it. I will seek to genetically modify humans into the perfect organic machines and illegalise procreation from those with hereditary deficiencies. I will have complete control over the destiny of mankind, and any resistance shall be met with lead. Capital punishment will be legal and prisons shall be made worse in condition than homelessness. Most drugs will be legal except for seriously chronic things like heroin. Lucid dreaming shall become the preffered passtime with aid of brainwashing dream machines. Vegetarianism shall be encouraged for economical purposes but humans will be the prioritised species. There is no way of stopping the mass extinction, it was destined to happen. The panda is too weak. Pathogens will be wiped off the face of the planet, except for in labs for immunity reserch. A gigantic statue of Richard Dawkins shall be constructed on mount everest so that it's shadow looms over the planet at dawn. People must make the pilgrimage there at least once in their lifetimes to make offering of food to the great godless deity. Also, I will make it so that women do not have to have periods.

Originally Posted by slayer

I would require that every girl from ages 16+ to about 40 had to wear cat ears and tails first off...

Great idea for propaganda as well as personal enjoyment. It is well known that cats are atheists.