Funny shit today. Me and my boys were sitting in the back of a truck in the middle of the woods today with NOTHING TO DO. Typical for the military. As you know, boredom is a mother fucker, so we started fighting and throwing shit at eachother to entertain ourselves. Then came the idea for the much-too-missed prank calls.

If you didn't know, you can call the White House. One of my guys called them and asked for more money. Then we called the Bunny Ranch (legal whorehouse outside of Las Vegas) and had them name off their prices and sexual positions! We also tried calling Chuck Norris and Oprah, and ended up just fucking with the people that picked up. The last one was the best where we called 411, asked for the number for 911 in Miami, then yelled and screamed for an emergency conncection. Fun stuff. Boredom is a mother fucker.

List your silly prank calls if you have any.