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Tell me all ur secrets ¿
Go away, Oneironaut2.0.
Is it time for apollo to blast off already?
If you want Grod, lol
lol
...? Not like you to make such a unfunny and pointless post...Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
Surprised there are no elephants here yet btw.
It was dripping with irony. Dripping.
I'm afraid of bridges...that's not really a secret, but I'm not telling any secrets because that is what makes it a secret(you don't tell anyone).
I often feel the urge to physically hurt people, but of course I never let my feelings control me.
(by people I mean people I know who annoy me, or people who nearly kill me on the road, bad drivers....etc)
thats ONE secret to me.
:wtf: ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Seismosaur
I love tohumppet dogs.
lol.....Quote:
Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
You heard the lady.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
On the basis that onemorchance knows something about the English Liverpool/Chelsea football match, I doubt it's the somewhat more American Oneironaut.
Deduction saves the day?
Some troll who keeps making Dupe accounts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
I never said that.Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
lol............Quote:
Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
Hehe, sorry
Forgiveness can only be bought.
Worthwhile contribution, Jdea?
Don't apologise for jokes. Not immediately, anyway.
Ah. It turned out to be sam dreamer again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seismosaur
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
How did you work it out?
how many people were you expecting to tell their secrets?
cause I dont think it will be that many
Simple IP check, this time. Same as sam dreamers, and another previously banned alias which was just called: sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omicron
Well my password is..... wait, it's that pothead again? Oh, then nvm.
And laguna, you're halfway to evil. o_0
uh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Most re-offenders know how to use a proxy at least.
Ah well. Makes it easier for us law-abiders if they're too silly to bother.
This is painful.
Actually they (he) used one. "Coincidentally", onemorechance and sorry's addresses had jumped three times, and all three sets of numbers matched three of sam dreamer's. If it was only one, I might have been less suspicious (might), but three in a row? I'm willing to take that chance.
especially since he seems incapable of acting any other way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
Anyhow. Good work. Keep it up.
Painful.
Why thankya.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omicron
What are you blabbering about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
Nothing. Shut up, Sinny.
I am a chronic masturbator just like Dave Chappelle! Wutang Clan ain't nothin to mess with. Haha!
My biggest secret is that I find nothing more exhilirating than spending hours online making duplicate accounts just so a couple people can see a post I make and then think I'm annoying. At the end of the day, nothing is more invigorating than feeling like you've really made someone angry, justifying all the bad feelings you have inside, when in actuality, no one cares about you.
Oh wait, that's... YOUR secret.. isn't it?
I take offense at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Secrets are fun.
Man of Steel, I'm jealous. :(
I have a fear of table cloths... and when i got to a restaurant i have to sit in the corner... so noone elses table cloth can touch me when they stand up
I lawled.Quote:
Originally Posted by AmazeO XD
Pfft, you can't take offense. I didn't give you any.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
What of?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jdeadevil
:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by marlie
I have a cure for that, but you're not going to like it.
If you're any good...she will. :cooler:Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
...you know me too well. :eh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
:mwahaha:
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
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Originally Posted by Man of Steel
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Originally Posted by Man of Steel
HAHAHAHAHAHA i think im safer just staying in my corner but ty for the input :P :P
Hmm here's a secret, sort of.....I've had a loaded gun pointed at my face once.
Fucked up eh?
(I was about hmm 11 or 12, and my brother found my dads handgun, loaded, the safety was on but the idiot brother of mine pointed it at me)
I assure you i ran and ran and cried and locked myself in my room until he put it away....
god that was terrifying
much like the time my cousin was messing around with our golf-putter thing and he whacked the ball so hard, and i ducked down for a second to change the channel on the tv, and the ball hit the wall precisely where my head WAS 1 moment before....
talk about luck.
Thank goodness you all have guns in America?
lols....atleast we're prepared if someone dares invade us, like the commies or, zombies :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
Yes. Because America would be a terrible loss.
Prepare to be replaced by world super-power China, bitch. :P
Sam Dreamer fails at trolling.
You know what. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Jdea, this isn't Senseless Banter. Please stay on-topic.
To make your post worthy, you must include a secret. Do so now.
I thought sam dreamer was Mystic. If these dupe accounts keep up my brain is going to start leeking out of my ears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneironaut
I don't :? This can count as your secret ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jdeadevil
Now spill the beans.
Welcome to our world.Quote:
Originally Posted by 27
I haz a sekret. Wut I do wif it?
He offended Sindred.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Toaster
You mean it isn't already?Quote:
Originally Posted by 27
Shut up, I meant more than it already is.
Supress it. Then violent outburst. Then supress again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amethyst Star
Probably so. Maybe we can work something out later, though. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by marlie
This thread is such a messed up bunch of poop..
Half of us are going off topic because we know there is no point in contributing to this thread. The other half don't know that sam dreamer was a troll, so they actually think that he's interested in their deepest darkest secrets.
I'm sure if sam dreamer wants secrets, he just has to open his closet.
HAHAHAAHAHA gotta love a tryer :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
Do or do not. There is no try.Quote:
Originally Posted by marlie
Do you like Chinese, or is a steak dinner more up your alley?
Fiesty one, you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Man of Steel
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Originally Posted by Siиdяed
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Originally Posted by guerilla
Sorry, I just thought that was the funniest exchange ever. We need to laugh at ourselves sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
I'm not American. I'm not laughing at myself at all.
We were just laughing at Americans.
Yeah. I still suspect it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by 27
heh yea, that was quite funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vance
oh no look, zombies!
I have a secret, If zombies were real, id become one :D
I'd arm up and take to the rooftops.
I've a secret. I fire secret missiles from my chest, my actual height may vary and batteries aren't included. I'm only from Bandai.
I know you're not American, I'm just saying that as an American citizen, I find that funny, because I know what we look like, theorizing about zombie invasions and the like. Only in America, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
We think about zombie invasions too. 28 Days Later? Zombie...ish.
I know, but there are American who buy repeating rifles just in case. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Siиdяed
The whorl or hair swirl on the back of my head is counter-clockwise
(supposedly a 'study' says straight men usually have clockwise and gays counterclock...interesting?)
whats your hair whorl/swirl? w/e the hell its called
If that is true... i was totally right about my father.. and no one believes me because he is married!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by guerilla
wow, well its probably not like 100% accurate but it's right for me, almostQuote:
Originally Posted by thisismylogin
they say just gay's have counter-clockwise, and im not gay im just bi...
I guess scientist's aren't all that perfect.
oh yea so guys i told my mom last night, well i asked her how she would react if i or my brother were gay and she went something like:
"It would be a little hard to digest at first but there would be nothing i could do because you can't exactly do anything about it" so i guess that means she would be okay
But i know my dad would like have a heart attack...
i have a friend going through that right now... only her mother knows... if her dad finds out she'll be sleeping in a card board box... she is safe right now... cuz she has a boyfriend... but when the situation changes... then she is back to square 1!
I thought of some werid secrets...
1.When I first meet people I am embarressed to use their names and I avoid it at all costs... basically I will you "um" until I accidently say it once then I will use your name from there on in.
2. I know a lot more about things then I lead on not gossip but like actual facts about things... but when I'm asked I pretend not to know becuase I feel like it something I should know about... really random stuff too... I can't think of an example though. It's not that I am playing dumb I am just embarresed to know whatever it is I know!
I have been this way all my life it so stupid! i'm getting better.
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Originally Posted by thisismylogin
hehe your silly ;-)
and also my mom doesn't know im bi, i only asked her what she would think IF i was gay, so i know im rousing up some suspicion maybe, but i dont think i will EVER tell my dad. ever.
I'm actually a 40 year old male paedophile wanking over this thread right now.