Kanji's Conundrum - 7

**Kanji** · 08-06-2004 11:06 PM

A man is found dead in the middle of a paddock, completely naked and clutching a straw, what happened???

You know what to do!

**Ja_** · 08-06-2004 11:12 PM

i cant remember this one its about a blind guy something like that ?-_-

**Kanji** · 08-06-2004 11:14 PM

Hmm . . . can't figure it out as quick this time!

**Scwigglie** · 08-06-2004 11:14 PM

Ummm.. did he eat all the hay and die from that, and then all the horses ate his clothes? lol I don't know.

**Kanji** · 08-06-2004 11:15 PM

Wow Scwigglie, what a way to die!

But . . . no.

**Ja_** · 08-06-2004 11:18 PM

il give up this one

**nightowl** · 08-06-2004 11:20 PM

yea..im stumped on this onw

**Scwigglie** · 08-06-2004 11:26 PM

Nonono, don't give up! lol

Remember O'nus's riddles? Those were pretty tough.

Okay Kanji, does it have anything to do with horses or hay?

**Kaniaz** · 08-06-2004 11:34 PM

STRAW IS NOT HAY D:

**Scwigglie** · 08-06-2004 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
STRAW IS NOT HAY D:

But horses eat hay!

**Kaniaz** · 08-07-2004 12:01 AM

Yes, they eat hay, the straw is used for bedding. I know this because I have (well, my family has) 4 horses. I get to clean up their poop. Sort of like a moderator does, except it's not with horses.

**Scwigglie** · 08-07-2004 12:05 AM

Oh my gosh, you have horses! How cooooool!

Do you get to ride them?

**Kaniaz** · 08-07-2004 12:07 AM

Yes, western style.

**OpheliaBlue** · 08-08-2004 04:38 PM

He snorted cocaine through the straw...but he did NOT overdose...he just got too excited and snorted so hard that he sucked his clothes through the straw and his belt buckle got lodged in his brain. But that's not what killed him. He died of testicular cancer, coincidentally at the same time he snorted the belt.

CT · 08-08-2004 05:29 PM

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
He snorted cocaine through the straw...but he did NOT overdose...he just got too excited and snorted so hard that he sucked his clothes through the straw and his belt buckle got lodged in his brain. But that's not what killed him. He died of testicular cancer, coincidentally at the same time he snorted the belt.

everything is always about the testicles with you, eh?

**nightowl** · 08-09-2004 03:54 AM

EXCUSE ME! but this riddle was never answered i believe. you should've at least answered this for us kanjii

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 04:06 AM

If it goes on to a page three, then I'll give a bunch of hints to help everyone, okay?

**jacobo** · 08-09-2004 08:19 AM

i don't know what a paddock is or i might answer.

**nightowl** · 08-09-2004 08:48 AM

Originally posted by adidas
i don't know what a paddock is or i might answer.

i had to look that up to find out what it is. I think it's sort of like an open field for horses/domesticated animals to roam around with wooden fencing around it.

**OpheliaBlue** · 08-09-2004 03:26 PM

The answer is 42.

Hehehehehheee, ok that was dumb

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**Kaniaz** · 08-09-2004 03:32 PM

This post helps us to page 3, and the ultimate goal of knowing why a fictional man died fictionally in a fictional paddock for some fictional bizarre reason that never really will happen in real life. Wow, it's really important now.

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 03:44 PM

Okay, guys, here're some hints:

1) He's blind.

2) It has nothing to do with hay, but a single straw . . .

3) He didn't start off naked.

4) The straw has something to do with his death.

5) His clothes were off before he died.

You guys can get it from here.