Thread: Ban the person above you

Banned for not being patient yourself.

Edit: Goddamnit, you beat me to it xD

Banned because this is a rubber band.

Banned for dinner

Banned for every reason you can or can not think of, which includes redundancy.

Banned because I couldn't think of a reason.

Banned because I don't need a reason.

Banned because red

Banned for not bringing me some bacon.

Banned because nobody else wants to ban you.

Banned because I do want to ban you, but I cannot be as active as usual due to an inability to eddit the host file of an Ipod Touch

Banned because I have to go to work now, but I'm tired.

Banned for not drinking a Red Bull before going to work so you can have wings.

Banned because I have sand in my shoes.

Banned for not guarding your shoes well enough

Banned for spying on me, guy.

Banned for deriving your entire ban post on the guy's name.

Banned for caring.

Banned for not posting something original or providing me with chocolate cake.

Banned because of people with OCD; people with OCD; people with OCD.

Banned because my last ban also involved someone involved with sand

Banned for discriminating against sand and hence quartz, my favorate mineral.

QUARTZ FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned for accusations of discrimination. Double-banned for all caps. Triple-banned because I have never had the opportunity to ban you before.

Banned for accusations of accusations. Double-banned for aaahhhhh, fuck, never mind!

Banned for giving up on a double-ban.