A recent study reveals that, contrary to conventional wisdom, dogs can understand over two dozen words ..."
For the record, the words are:
Fetch>>>>>Sit>>>>>>Stay>>>>>Heel>>>>>Filibuster
Walk>>>>>Ball>>>>>Bling-bling>>>>>Come>>>>>Jägermeister
Plausibility>>>>>No>>>>>Wait>>>>>Barebacking>>>>>C her
Bed>>>>>Jackalope>>>>>Good>>>>> Neuter >>>>>Brillig
Tamale >>>>>Duluth>>>>>Callipygian>>>>>Food >>>>>ROTFLMAO