pick up the person above you.

it's time to unleash your best, worst, most cheesy, most repulsive, and just plain most dumb pick up lines on the person above you!

Sex or die.

Wanna play My Little Pony?

Let's get sirius and see what magic we can make with my wand, girl. ;)

You into buttsecks?

Are those space pants you're wearing? Becaue you are out of this world.

I wish I was DNA amylase so I could unzip your genes.

Get in the trunk. Now.

If you were a girl...

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them...

If i were gay, you'd so be mine.

I have a weapon of mass destruction. In my pants. Want to see it?

I gave you everything.

Ok, this isn't really a pick up line but I heard it the other day and just about BARFED:

"I made a wish and you came true."

Why did someone's brain think of that???

Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're a BOMB.

*hands you a condom with my # on it"

call me when you want to use this.

Are you from Tennessee?

'Cause you're the only ten I see. ;)

You got mirrors in ya pants coz I see me in 'em.

My, Xox, trying to pick up yourself?

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My, Xox, trying to pick up yourself?

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My my Coppy, whatever do you mean?

Bond, James Bond.

"You're bad, everything about you is, I am better than you all"

No ladies are posting in this thread. Wanna fuck?

Is there life on Mars?

I bet I can beat you in naked wrestling. What, are you chicken?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?