(I expect nobody will partcipate in this fantastic game, but it would be fun if you did. If you do do it a picture would be nice, both of the grapes not in your mouth and in it, but I suppose not everybody has a camera. If you don't have a photo the validity of your claim can be easily scrutizined, though).
NOTE: If you think seeing somebody's mouth full of grapes might make you sick, then I suggest you leave the thread.
I was bored... I had a camera...and a bag of grapes...so why not make a great new game? The How Many Grapes Can You Fit In Your Mouth Game!
The instructions are simple.
Instructions
Step 1: Get yourself a bag of grapes.
Step 2: Get a camera.
Step 3: Put as many grapes into your mouth as possible, counting each one. When you can't put in anymore, take them out again and place them on a peice of tissue paper and take a photo of them. Preferably remove your drool from them first.
Step 4: Put the grapes back in your mouth and press the "delayed photo take" button on your camera now or whatever. Take a photo of them in your mouth.
Step 5: Eat them. Putting them back into the grape bag is not reccomended or healthy.
Step 6: With your two new photos, find somewhere to upload them and post them here.
Step 7: The person who can fit the most grapes in their mouth wins. There is no end to this contest but it's not like you were going to win a prize anyway. Don't cheat, it's not cool.
Rules
The game is how many you can fit in your *MOUTH*. Putting half of them down your neck is not allowed, but placing them in front of your teeth is okay. They are not allowed out of the mouth, so putting them up your nostrilis is totally disqualified. You don't have to close your mouth all the way.
You may not eat the grapes until you've taken the photo. Chewing on them slightly so you can fit more in is not permissable.
If you are going to choke or puke, and the photo gets taken at the exact moment you do so, there's no need to show us, thanks.
Bear in mind grapes are different sizes; thats why we need a picture of all the grapes going in your mouth so we can see the size of them. Having 21 small ones and saying that's better than 19 big ones is no good.
It's okay to cut out your face if you are ugly/shy/an alien.
My Entry
14 grapes, but they were pretty big.
The Grapes

The mouth with the grapes

P.S: Yes I am insane.
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