Thread: The "Lucid Dreaming" Calvin Ball Game

Some people probably have played Calvin Ball before. It's from Calvin and Hobbes.

The rules:

1. There are no rules.

The plot:

Everybody is in a lucid dream world where you can do anything and anything can happen.

There are two goals on either side of the dream world, and I guess they could end up being anywhere since there's no rules.

You try to get the ball to the goal using any method you like. It's your dream, do whatever you want.

I'll start.


KICKOFF!

I grow wings, fly up, and catch the ball and start flying torwards the goal faster than a bullet!

Awesome game. Glad to see someone else reads Calvin and Hobbes.

In a sportscaster-like voice:

Man of Steel flies after Stephent91, leaving a sonic boom in his wake. Tackling him in midair, Man of Steel bears Stephent to the ground, wrestling the Calvinball away with ease, then turns and races for the opposing goal at a speed far beyond the speed of sound! Running backwards and using his heat vision to ward off any opponents, the man in the red cape is a true champion!

The invincible superhero cannot be beaten! His might is too much for the other players! He nears the goal with alarming speed and agility, zig-zagging across the shimmering blue grass of the playing field. What will he do next? Will he make the goal? Yes! He makes the goal with a stunning triple backflip and quadruple spin! But wait! What is this? The goal that was there just moments ago has vanished!

Hey, time out! Where'd you put the goal?!



Man, I do love Calvin Ball...

It seems that StephenT91 has turned the goal into the size of an ant! A goal far too small for any ball to fit into. While Man of Steel searches for the lost goal, StephenT91 sneaks up and snags the ball for Man of Steel! He turns into a groundhog and quickly burrows into the ground!

The crowd goes wild! *wispery* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *wispery*

Who's the groundhog? stephen or the 'steel guy'? (I never heard of Calvin and Hobbes)

Anyway, D.G. appears out of nowhere, turns toward an angry Man of Steel then asks "No teams?"

Stephen is the groundhog. And Calvin and Hobbes is just about the best comic strip in existence.

Not to be out-done, Man of Steel turns the ground into water! While the small groundhog struggles to swim, he quickly snatches the ball, transforming it back into a more manageable size, and before anyone else can stop him, slams the ball home in the now full-sized, floating goal! What will Stephen do now?

While there is a brief interlude, Man of Steel answers DreamGlimpse's question, "Only teams of one in this game, unless you decide to change the rules, and can find somebody to trust enough. The name of the game is making up new rules to change and break. Hobbes tends to win, though..."

Hearing 'tha' x-plaining, D.G. decides to 'magnetize' the ball to his nice ball-magnet shoe.
'yeah'
Then he kicks it back to the same goal, multiplying the ball until it's over a hundred.